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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2012, 12:55:10 PM »
things I have hit

deer
badger
turkey
vulture
small bird
cow
snake
bugs

probably need to put this in the sw kansas elite thread, imo

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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #52 on: April 09, 2012, 01:05:52 PM »
a snake (probably 2 to 3 feet long) was about a foot away from me last night before i noticed it while mowing.  rough ridin' hate snakes.  instincts took over and i put the mower over the snake.  made a lot of noises, kind of like a lawn mower chewing up a snake.  anyway, i pulled the mower away, and sure enough, there was a dead snake underneath.  take that you stupid snake.

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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #53 on: April 09, 2012, 01:08:50 PM »
what kind of snake was it?


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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #54 on: April 09, 2012, 01:11:17 PM »
don't know (lsiq), but it had black and brown stripes going down the long way of its back.  well, that was until it had a bunch of pinkish red guts coming out everywhere  :gocho:
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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #55 on: April 09, 2012, 01:16:02 PM »
don't know (lsiq), but it had black and brown stripes going down the long way of its back.  well, that was until it had a bunch of pinkish red guts coming out everywhere  :gocho:

sys is probably going to run his mower over you now you know

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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #56 on: April 09, 2012, 01:20:26 PM »
don't know (lsiq), but it had black and brown stripes going down the long way of its back.  well, that was until it had a bunch of pinkish red guts coming out everywhere  :gocho:

sys is probably going to run his mower over you now you know

if i'm on sys' property, then i fully expect it.

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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #57 on: April 10, 2012, 09:43:10 AM »
... On another note i'm terrified of trash bags on the road more than hitting an animal

This. If i see a small furry animal in the street I know it's a small furry animal. But a trash bag (or other bag?). As my father always said, "could be a bag of nails, or a bag of kittens. do you really want to hit it and find out?"

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Re: Hit a bird while driving today..
« Reply #58 on: April 12, 2012, 04:20:31 PM »
if i'm on sys' property, then i fully expect it.

you'd deserve it too.
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