True story

[Emo EMAW]

Mrs. Emo EMAW is totally on board with "Martavius" as a middle name to my spawn, boy or girl. 

[Cartierfor3]

Jamar Martavious Emo EMAW has a nice ring to it. 

[Emo EMAW]

Thanks CF3, I'll send you an announcement when little Tay breeches the vajayjay.

[SdK]

I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....

[Winters]

I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....

Probably already lifting weights too..

[J]

I think you just damned her to a more painful pregnancy....his "tunnel" dance.....

 

[GoodForAnother]

joke's on you, you'll never be able to satisfy her again after tay's through with her

[Cartierfor3]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

[Emo EMAW]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

[CNS]

Oh my.... does your wife and wife's fam know this?

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[OK_Cat]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   

[Emo EMAW]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

[OK_Cat]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

I mean, I don't even.

One of you other dads tell this guy how stupid he is.  You're going to take a hot mouthful of vomit to the face in the first couple of days. 

[CNS]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

Man, you should have one of the local lawyers look over this agreement.  Your wife may have loopholes in this like crazy.  If she doesn't already have the loopholes picked out, you can be sure she will be tearing through it shortly after the birth.

[OK_Cat]

i'm  at this guy really thinking that he's not going to have to do any of the "dirty work" with his kid.

just 

the first thing your wife will do when you get home is sleep and leave your dumbass with a kid that shits, pisses, vomits, and cries a lot.   

[michigancat]

I wonder if anyone can guess what I'm thinking about the OP?

[Emo EMAW]

Emo EMAW, have you ever seen a baby being born in person before?  It's pretty gross dude.

Nope, I'm a waiting room kinda guy.

if you can't handle child birth, then good luck changing shitty diapers, cleaning up vomit, etc.   

Ya I don't do that either.  These things were all disclosed pre-coitus.

I mean, I don't even.

One of you other dads tell this guy how stupid he is.  You're going to take a hot mouthful of vomit to the face in the first couple of days.

You guys are way off base here.  Think about it, what kind of woman would let her husband name a white girl something like Lillian Martavius Emo EMAW?  The same kind that would let him off the hook for all that nasty crap. 

[OK_Cat]

can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come 

[Emo EMAW]

can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come 

With full custody, right?  Right!

[CNS]

can't wait for the "true story, got divorced" thread that is sure to come 

With full custody, right?  Right!

Full custody = full diaper duty.