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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #475 on: March 09, 2015, 11:32:03 AM »

http://www.littleapplepost.com/2015/03/08/fake-pattys-day-arrest-report/

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #476 on: March 09, 2015, 12:24:17 PM »
My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #477 on: March 09, 2015, 12:24:42 PM »
And I didn't get arrested!


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #478 on: March 09, 2015, 12:27:20 PM »
My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #479 on: March 09, 2015, 12:31:30 PM »

My buddy and I got kicked out of kites and rustys at 11:00 a.m. I guess I was too drunk... It was upsetting. Found out about my fake paddy's day through other people snapchats. Great day.


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I saw you there and we hugged. You were hammered!~

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #480 on: March 09, 2015, 05:29:31 PM »
http://1350kman.com/commission-hears-fake-pattys-day-numbers/

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #481 on: March 09, 2015, 06:08:19 PM »
Scenic drive thugs
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #482 on: March 10, 2015, 12:31:53 PM »
Scenic drive thugs
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #483 on: March 10, 2015, 12:51:44 PM »
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #484 on: March 10, 2015, 02:08:56 PM »
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #485 on: March 10, 2015, 02:12:43 PM »
There was a recent fatality on scenic.

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how did he die when he was only buried up to his waist?
Crush sydrome, fat embolism, or just massive internal bleeding in his legs. I don't know, but those would be my top 3 guesses.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #487 on: March 01, 2016, 02:32:28 PM »
AHH YEAH IT'S ALMOST TIME!


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #488 on: March 01, 2016, 02:35:44 PM »
 :lol:

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #489 on: March 01, 2016, 02:48:18 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #490 on: March 01, 2016, 03:23:32 PM »
I feel like I'm too old for it.. And then I get waayy older people asking me to go.. I just don't think I have the capability of an all day binge

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #491 on: March 01, 2016, 03:27:54 PM »
I believe in you
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #492 on: March 01, 2016, 03:29:53 PM »
Binge'ing is one thing, the all day orgy is another.  Just search this blog for wacky posts about bloody nipples and you'll see what I mean.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #493 on: March 01, 2016, 03:58:26 PM »
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For many participants, particularly college students, this is a time to enjoy the atmosphere of Aggieville, the surrounding neighborhoods, and the company of friends before the mid-semester break. Unfortunately, in the past, many attendees have perceived Fake Patty’s Day as an opportunity to act irresponsibly without thinking of consequences. The event has been associated with many negative issues including sexual assault, overcrowding, public intoxication, traffic congestion, illegal parking, acts of violence, and trash nuisances. Residents and visitors who wish to enjoy themselves safely and responsibly are most welcome in the community and RCPD wishes them a fun, safe, and enjoyable time in Manhattan. Those who intend to overindulge in alcohol consumption, abandon personal responsibility, and commit crimes should be aware that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #494 on: March 01, 2016, 04:08:58 PM »
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For many participants, particularly college students, this is a time to enjoy the atmosphere of Aggieville, the surrounding neighborhoods, and the company of friends before the mid-semester break. Unfortunately, in the past, many attendees have perceived Fake Patty’s Day as an opportunity to act irresponsibly without thinking of consequences. The event has been associated with many negative issues including sexual assault, overcrowding, public intoxication, traffic congestion, illegal parking, acts of violence, and trash nuisances. Residents and visitors who wish to enjoy themselves safely and responsibly are most welcome in the community and RCPD wishes them a fun, safe, and enjoyable time in Manhattan. Those who intend to overindulge in alcohol consumption, abandon personal responsibility, and commit crimes should be aware that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.

I like how acts of violence got thrown in between "illegal parking" and "trash nuisances".

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #495 on: March 01, 2016, 04:17:17 PM »
I think Gooch and I should drive up and binge our faces off for this thing.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #496 on: March 01, 2016, 04:24:48 PM »
I think Gooch and I should drive up and binge our faces off for this thing.

I could get behind this
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #497 on: March 01, 2016, 04:59:50 PM »
I've got some big things planned for my YO.  Let's just say it will be classy AF.  I am considering making all participants sign a "Orgymanship Pledge"

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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #498 on: March 01, 2016, 05:06:12 PM »
i'm kinda surprised that all state and local laws will be enforced during Fake Patty’s Day.  glad that they put together this well written memo.


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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #499 on: March 01, 2016, 05:22:19 PM »
strongly recommend the dugout YO.  real oppy to rub noses with some top brass