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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #300 on: March 06, 2014, 04:49:49 PM »
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before. 
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #301 on: March 06, 2014, 04:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on March 06, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before.

You're just bitter because FPD orgies are better than Unofficial orgies.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #302 on: March 06, 2014, 05:02:52 PM »
Quote from: Mr Bread on March 06, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
I don't think any of you have been in orgies before.
I don't think you know what you're dealing with here.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #303 on: March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM »
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #304 on: March 06, 2014, 05:43:06 PM »
Ya, it is almost impossible to ride in a stretch job and not have an orgy
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #305 on: March 06, 2014, 05:46:50 PM »
looks like it's going to be a pretty cold orgy
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #306 on: March 06, 2014, 05:53:25 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #307 on: March 06, 2014, 05:55:12 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on March 06, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

well we all know mrs stevesie60 has horrible taste in men!!!!!!


JUST KIDDING!  :lol: ^^ just some good old guy talk
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #308 on: March 06, 2014, 05:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Stevesie60 on March 06, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

good news is i'm always up for an orgy so if you see a limo you guys are more then welcome to "honk honk" if you know what i mean.  #allclass #unlimitedorgy
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #309 on: March 06, 2014, 06:03:39 PM »
Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on March 06, 2014, 05:55:12 PM
Quote from: Stevesie60 on March 06, 2014, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

Well Mrs. Stevesie60 enjoyed the hell out of this post. I don't even think she likes anyone else's posts, maybe not even anyone else period. Whenever she has a tough day at work she just logs on and reads through some good ol' pissclams posts. Boom, day made.

well we all know mrs stevesie60 has horrible taste in men!!!!!!


JUST KIDDING!  :lol: ^^ just some good old guy talk

:lol:

You know I love some good ol' guy talk. Remember yesterday when I was busting ERII's chops with some good ol' guy talk and he was a big whiny bitch about it? WELL IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S NOT EVEN A GUY!!! :lol: Oh man, just kidding ERII. Just some more of that guy talk that Tonya and I were mentioning earlier.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #310 on: March 06, 2014, 07:32:56 PM »
My favorite fake patty's day memory was getting stopped on a side street with an open container with fatty.  We had coffees.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #311 on: March 06, 2014, 07:49:35 PM »
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #312 on: March 06, 2014, 08:54:26 PM »
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #313 on: March 07, 2014, 12:50:13 AM »
So is this orgy stuff going on during the cats game? Or after/before? I'm not into orgy's personally, but am down to pak with other wild wild cat fans, as I have no idea what I'm doing tomorrow, it's 12:50am :lol:
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #314 on: March 07, 2014, 12:54:31 AM »
There will be plenty of empty seats at the top of the student section, that's where its going down.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #315 on: March 07, 2014, 12:59:06 AM »
Quote from: hemmy on March 07, 2014, 12:54:31 AM
There will be plenty of empty seats at the top of the student section, that's where its going down.

I've seen a lot of games in the fOOD, but have never seen an orgy there. Inside info, hemmy?
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #316 on: March 07, 2014, 07:57:05 AM »
Just locked up a new headline corp.  sponsor for my yard orgy.  Welcome Miller Fortune.  Let's class this orgy up a notch
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #317 on: March 07, 2014, 07:59:28 AM »
Quote from: Limestone on March 07, 2014, 07:57:05 AM
Just locked up a new headline corp.  sponsor for my yard orgy.  Welcome Miller Fortune.  Let's class this orgy up a notch

#lfg
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #319 on: March 07, 2014, 10:23:03 AM »
FPD After Dark? I'm not making it to sunset. Hopefully there are daytime yard orgies.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #320 on: March 07, 2014, 10:23:39 AM »
Quote from: UCHADBRO on March 07, 2014, 10:23:03 AM
FPD After Dark? I'm not making it to sunset. Hopefully there are daytime yard orgies.

Puke and rally, etc........
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #321 on: March 07, 2014, 11:27:51 AM »
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

I have actually seen Clams turn down a non-classy orgy offer, FWIW.  He walks the walk.
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #322 on: March 07, 2014, 11:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Pete on March 07, 2014, 11:27:51 AM
Quote from: pissclams on March 06, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
i'll be honest with you guys b/c we are friends here.  i do a lot of orgies.  are they classy?  simple answer is yes.  if anyone ever invited me to a terrible unclassy orgy i a) would beat the person up and b) get pissed.

some call me crazy but fellas, once you hit your first classy orgy there is no turning back.  #limorgy #nolimonoorgy

I have actually seen Clams turn down a non-classy orgy offer, FWIW.  He walks the walk.

Punched the dude right in the chops, IIR
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #323 on: March 07, 2014, 11:32:44 AM »
Spent all of February getting it ready for the big day, and my lawn is finally there!
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Re: Fake Patty's Day
« Reply #324 on: March 07, 2014, 11:35:37 AM »
Those signs are nice, but kinda leaning to the side a bit.  You'll want to get that shored up.
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