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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #50 on: March 03, 2012, 07:12:51 PM »
SIAP but is there a date set for the pak/bachelor party?
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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2012, 07:18:52 PM »
Would CK like to give a mandolin recital for his best buds?  I mean, we all get to appreciate his physical and charismatic traits, but IDK, he might like to mandolin some crap for us too.  Give him a chance to spread his wings, you know?  Think he would bring it on Closing Argument?

EDIT: Maybe we could get together K-State's string orchestra so that Collin can play with our institution's finest musicians.   I think he'd really like that.

You don't play the mandolin with an orchestra  :dubious:

However, I will volunteer to bring my banjo. If any emaws have a guitar/stand up bass/fiddle please feel free to bring it along so we can "jam"
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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2012, 02:23:16 PM »
What would you say if I told you Colin Klein dated Shalin Spani for 3 weeks before asking her hand in marriage?
   

Would you believe that God told him she was the one?


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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2012, 02:26:47 PM »
yeah, was wondering when that would get out.  my initial reaction was, I bet there are a TON of unhappy marriages out there as a result of horny christians who couldn't wait. 

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2012, 02:30:55 PM »
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2012, 02:33:30 PM »
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?

oh absolutely.  I wish nothing but the best for the happy couple.  also, the great thing about a 3 week proposal is that if you are turned down you can move onto the next frustrated christian girl with minimal investment in the prior one. 

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2012, 02:35:54 PM »
Yeah, I was shocked at first but who are we to judge?

oh absolutely.  I wish nothing but the best for the happy couple.  also, the great thing about a 3 week proposal is that if you are turned down you can move onto the next frustrated christian girl with minimal investment in the prior one.

THIS.  So rough ridin' smart of him.  But, that's what we have come to expect of this heady player, isn't it.

Also, do you think maybe he is so good partly because he doesn't ejaculate?  Food for thought...


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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #57 on: June 06, 2012, 02:37:30 PM »
If I couldn't get in on until marriage when I was 20years old I wouldn't have waited 3 weeks.

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #58 on: June 06, 2012, 02:38:27 PM »
That's definitely something to think about Pete

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #59 on: June 06, 2012, 02:40:32 PM »
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #60 on: June 06, 2012, 02:41:15 PM »
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...

I'm shocked they aren't married yet.  why get engaged after three weeks to have a year long engagement?

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #61 on: June 06, 2012, 02:42:44 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #62 on: June 06, 2012, 02:42:46 PM »
Is the wedding before the season?  Oh eff...

I'm shocked they aren't married yet.  why get engaged after three weeks to have a year long engagement?

Maybe god said to wait till after the season?

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #63 on: June 06, 2012, 02:44:06 PM »
Rumor has it CK and Omari were seen studying together in the library during finals. Weird part was there were no textbooks, just Omari making diagrams and yelling "Thats the spot! Right there!"

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« Reply #64 on: June 06, 2012, 02:45:36 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."


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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #65 on: June 06, 2012, 02:46:10 PM »
This kind of stuff absolutely blows my mind.  I mean, three weeks ago feels like yesterday when dealing with normal everyday mundane issues.  Three weeks of christian dating must really make time move slowly.


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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #66 on: June 06, 2012, 02:46:54 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.
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« Reply #67 on: June 06, 2012, 02:50:21 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

LOL



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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #68 on: June 06, 2012, 02:51:01 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #69 on: June 06, 2012, 02:52:26 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.
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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #70 on: June 06, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #71 on: June 06, 2012, 02:58:33 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."

Maybe he will say "blessed white girl" though.

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #72 on: June 06, 2012, 08:04:42 PM »
What a poetic romance. Sometimes when you know, you just know, guys. 


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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #73 on: June 06, 2012, 08:13:24 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.

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Re: Official Colin Klein Bachelor Party thread - Exciting news edition
« Reply #74 on: June 06, 2012, 09:45:54 PM »
I bet Sams gives him tons of great tips for the wedding night

LOL

I really can't picture CK saying "Get it all, baby."



It's Klein. He'll obviously just put his head down and keep his feet moving.

so simple, yet brilliant.
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