I need some personal development

[AppleJack]

christianmingle.com

[EMAWgeddon]

Have you tried those high roller executive dating services they advertise in skymall? I think it might fast track you to where clams advised you to be.

Scared of internet dating and dating services.  I meet enough weirdos on the internet already.

[treysolid]

EMAWgeddon, move to florida and let's make some EMAWgic (EMAW magic).  

[Panjandrum]

Have you tried those high roller executive dating services they advertise in skymall? I think it might fast track you to where clams advised you to be.

Scared of internet dating and dating services.  I meet enough weirdos on the internet already.

In their defense, they can align you based on 63 degrees of weirdness.

However, a pretty cool dude I know at work joined one of those sites on a whim and ended up getting married, so, yeah, I've seen it work.

[chunkles]

 
my God.

Beauxemaw.com available?  Mods?  Ravi?

[AppleJack]

Do you have any bad habits that dudes find weird/gross?

[EMAWgeddon]

EMAWgeddon, move to florida and let's make some EMAWgic (EMAW magic).  

Don't play with my heart, treysolid

[EMAWgeddon]

Do you have any bad habits that dudes find weird/gross?

NO.

[Trim]

Your Canadian friend was probably just hammered and joking and things were way over blown.  It's the metric system.

Yeah, probably.  He was all about getting mumped up.  Kept asking me if I knew where the oxygen bars were.  Hey bro, I'm the rough ridin' tourist here.

[Kat Kid]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

[Pete]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

Wait, which direction?  Like taped to the mirror, or hold it up and then look at it through the mirror?  If she makes $100 grand a year, and she looks at it in the mirror, it will really look like 001 a year.  This is probably the opposite of what she should be thinking. 

[EMAWgeddon]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

[Pete]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

Nothing, if you do it backwards.

[Rams]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

[Kat Kid]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

You have worth.

[Pete]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

You have worth.

 

[puniraptor]

It's so when you "accidentally" leave it behind the next morning your one night stand transforms into a stay at home dad.

[EMAWgeddon]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

[SabiNation]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

That guy was a moron.  :willtake:

[Rams]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

PM me

[Kat Kid]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

Right, but its a good starting point for self-worth.  Which brings us back to whatthefuckareyoudoingwiththeselosersohmygod.

[Panjandrum]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

Woah, sister.  Unless you make about $200k, you shouldn't be shooting that low.

[EMAWgeddon]

1) Take out a piece of paper and a pen.

2) Write down how much you made this last year.

3) Put it in the mirror you use to get ready in the morning/before you go out.

What does this accomplish?

It's just a reminder.  For the love of god we can't do everything for you.

I AM MORE THAN MY PAYCHECK.

Also this reminds me another guy recently told me he didn't want to date me because I made 3x as much as him  

Woah, sister.  Unless you make about $200k, you shouldn't be shooting that low.

Close to that.  Also that guy was an ADA and his last name was McCool.  Can you imagine getting prosecuted by ADA McCool 

[Kat Kid]

What if we had a goEMAW bachelorette, did video podcasts this summer and auctioned off competition spots for our 2012-2013 goEMAW Philanthropy?

[star seed 7]

Pretty much any woman im interested in better make more than me, what a loser.

#teamstayathomedad here