In the last five years, KU has a national title in men's bball, BCS Bowl in football, Big 12 title in baseball, Big 12 title in softball, top 25 finishes in track, cross country, golf, etc. Plus a national title in bowling as well as debate.
I think you forgot about your epic Quidditch run...stellar athletes, and just all around cool people in this picture. I mean, if you are gonna name drop Bowling & Debate as wins for you guys, you a) can't give soil judging crap, since that takes at least as much, if not more athletic talent and b) can't rough ridin' IGNORE QUIDDITCH