OregonHawk trolling advice thread

[420seriouscat69]

Disappears after a loss and reappears after beating big bro every time, without fail. Absolute treasure.

all ku fans do.  It is ingrained.  And it makes for trolling gold.

Beems the magician 

Football you did.



I disappeared after mugshotgate.   Never disappeared because of a loss.  Not once.

 



When?

Beems I can promise you Wackycat08 will be present at all times on the phog.   

[JavaCat]

I would've gone with a picture of TRob looking sexy in his uniform and Gipson looking sweaty in his grey uniform. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Malberry Squeezins]

Disappears after a loss and reappears after beating big bro every time, without fail. Absolute treasure.

all ku fans do.  It is ingrained.  And it makes for trolling gold.

The way you guys shed off trolls, they have about as much chance bothering you boyz as pecker gnats buzzing Jackie Chang's face.  I guess having your ass handed to you in sports for over a century has allowed you guys to perfect the technique. 

Bravo

[sonofdaxjones]

Winning 16 out of the last 21 meetings in THE major sport against your in-state, in the same conference rival is "having your ass handed to you"?

Just because Pig Aggie has no instate competition is no reason to be over here taking it out on us.   Go troll an PigAggieState board or something.

 

[OregonSmock]

They have perfected the art of the defense mechanism after getting 44-3'd.  It's quite the sight to behold.

[Dugout DickStone]

Disappears after a loss and reappears after beating big bro every time, without fail. Absolute treasure.

all ku fans do.  It is ingrained.  And it makes for trolling gold.

Beems the magician 

Football you did.



I disappeared after mugshotgate.   Never disappeared because of a loss.  Not once.

 



When?

You have disappeared several times.  Please don't lie anymore.  It is getting where 80% plus of your posts are just outright lies.  It ruins the rest.

[sonofdaxjones]

They have perfected the art of the defense mechanism after getting 44-3'd.  It's quite the sight to behold.

When that "defensive mechanism" is winning 16 out of the last 21 meetings in the most important sport, I'd say that was a pretty decent "defense mechanism".

[OregonSmock]

4-4 in the last eight, Pad.  Plus KU has a 12-1 BCS season to give us comfort.  Your 10-3 Cotton Bowl runner up season was your best season in nine years.

[sonofdaxjones]

ku has won 6 conference football games in the last 4 seasons PepperJax . . . it's absolute rock bottom time once again for ku in the only sport that really matters.

[Malberry Squeezins]

They have perfected the art of the defense mechanism after getting 44-3'd.  It's quite the sight to behold.

Some people are musicians or wordsmiths, some work in oils and clay and create masterpieces.  EMAW has perfected taking an ass beating to an art, they're true masters.

[OregonSmock]

We finished 8-5 in '08.  Ranked top 15 and 5-0 in 09.  Really only the last few years have been bad.  Still beat a couple bowl teams and competed with some good teams with Gill at the helm.  And I love college basketball.  March Madness is the best event in all of sports.

[WillieWatanabe]

Winning 16 out of the last 21 meetings in THE major sport against your in-state, in the same conference rival is "having your ass handed to you"?

Just because Pig Aggie has no instate competition is no reason to be over here taking it out on us.   Go troll an PigAggieState board or something.

  

Malzahn is creating a monster. Rumors are PigAggie is getting worried. Their home boards reflect that. sad....

[Dugout DickStone]

4-4 in the last eight, Pad.  Plus KU has a 12-1 BCS season to give us comfort.  Your 10-3 Cotton Bowl runner up season was your best season in nine years.

You have to go back to 2008 for comfort in the only sport that matters? 

 

[Malberry Squeezins]

Winning 16 out of the last 21 meetings in THE major sport against your in-state, in the same conference rival is "having your ass handed to you"?

Just because Pig Aggie has no instate competition is no reason to be over here taking it out on us.   Go troll an PigAggieState board or something.

  

Malzahn is creating a monster. Rumors are PigAggie is getting worried. Their home boards reflect that. sad....

[OregonSmock]

4-4 in the last eight, Pad.  Plus KU has a 12-1 BCS season to give us comfort.  Your 10-3 Cotton Bowl runner up season was your best season in nine years.

You have to go back to 2008 for comfort in the only sport that matters? 

 

No offense, but it's kind of pathetic to pretend like you don't care about basketball after all the sour grapes, meltdowns, fist pumps, and general discussion regarding your basketball program.  Football is king when it comes to realignment, but it's not the only sport that matters.  You'd feel the same way if K-State went to the Final Four and competed for national titles.

[420seriouscat69]

Malberry I wish you we're a better poster, it's really hard to follow you. You're the worst, I mean you don't even get it. Atleast beems is fun too banter with, you just have no clue.

[Malberry Squeezins]

4-4 in the last eight, Pad.  Plus KU has a 12-1 BCS season to give us comfort.  Your 10-3 Cotton Bowl runner up season was your best season in nine years.

You have to go back to 2008 for comfort in the only sport that matters? 

 

LOLZ, you are experts at this not two ways about it.  You bust his grapes for tracing back 3 or 4 years, yet you have to go back 70 years in order to brag about the last time you beat the hogs.  It's like a century of ass whippins has turned you into a big callus.   Bullet proof by God

[Malberry Squeezins]

Malberry I wish you we're a better poster, it's really hard to follow you. You're the worst, I mean you don't even get it. Atleast beems is fun too banter with, you just have no clue.

Hell, that don't bother me none, nobody can stack up with you guys.  I was about to inquire into some of the responses to your last embarrassing loss, then it occurred to me, the way crap rolls off you boyz there's no such thing as an embarrassing loss. 

[Dugout DickStone]

The 2 most racist fan bases in America joining forces?
 

[WillieWatanabe]

The 2 most racist fan bases in America joining forces?
 

I know. Oregonhawk, what do you think of this?

[Malberry Squeezins]

The 2 most racist fan bases in America joining forces?
 

I feel about as helpless as a Jap watching Paul Tibbets buzz his neighborhood 

[Dugout DickStone]

The 2 most racist fan bases in America joining forces?
 

I feel about as helpless as a Jap watching Paul Tibbets buzz his neighborhood 

You're not helpless!  Just super, super fat.  That can be helped.

[Malberry Squeezins]

The 2 most racist fan bases in America joining forces?
 

I feel about as helpless as a Jap watching Paul Tibbets buzz his neighborhood 

You're not helpless!  Just super, super fat.  That can be helped.

you mad again     Did you ever get aholt of Keith's?  We're going on what, six weeks and he's still cinched with the butt hurt?  I guess 3-2 didn't help eh?  Tell him to use the "Malberry's fat" line, tell him it'll really get me goin, maybe that'll help the little corker snap out of it. 

[420seriouscat69]

I couldn't imagine anything worse than being fat. T's and P's.

[Malberry Squeezins]

I couldn't imagine anything worse than being fat. T's and P's.

It is tough that's for sure.  Think I'll grab a cupcake, BRB.