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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3600 on: November 23, 2013, 02:04:54 AM »

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3601 on: November 23, 2013, 06:39:11 PM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #3602 on: November 23, 2013, 06:50:05 PM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
Master threads are tough, ya know?

Also, sir, can easily put this thread back on track. Stop jamin' out about 'Mary' and make something happen!

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« Reply #3603 on: November 23, 2013, 06:52:10 PM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
Master threads are tough, ya know?

Also, sir, can easily put this thread back on track. Stop jamin' out about 'Mary' and make something happen!

i may have something in the works. maybe a couple things. don't know if i want it yet or not. still feel dead inside etc
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #3604 on: November 23, 2013, 06:56:15 PM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
Master threads are tough, ya know?

Also, sir, can easily put this thread back on track. Stop jamin' out about 'Mary' and make something happen!

i may have something in the works. maybe a couple things. don't know if i want it yet or not. still feel dead inside etc
You're not listen to the words closely enough. You gotta feel it. Also, through in some Blackdog every 5th song. You'll be ready.

Also, sorry for the dead in side. That crap sucks.

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« Reply #3605 on: November 23, 2013, 08:29:19 PM »
thanks dobbs. you're a great pal.

this new girl i met. i think she's a good person. seems like it. also, really hot. should probs go for it right?
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3606 on: November 23, 2013, 08:54:10 PM »
thanks dobbs. you're a great pal.

this new girl i met. i think she's a good person. seems like it. also, really hot. should probs go for it right?

j-dub, its been too long.  :frown:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3607 on: November 23, 2013, 09:07:43 PM »
thanks dobbs. you're a great pal.

this new girl i met. i think she's a good person. seems like it. also, really hot. should probs go for it right?

j-dub, its been too long.  :frown:

agreed.  :frown:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3608 on: November 24, 2013, 06:40:17 AM »
thanks dobbs. you're a great pal.

this new girl i met. i think she's a good person. seems like it. also, really hot. should probs go for it right?

j-dub, its been too long.  :frown:

agreed.  :frown:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3609 on: November 24, 2013, 09:58:10 AM »
Go for it bud!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3610 on: November 24, 2013, 10:24:27 AM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
Master threads are tough, ya know?

Also, sir, can easily put this thread back on track. Stop jamin' out about 'Mary' and make something happen!

i may have something in the works. maybe a couple things. don't know if i want it yet or not. still feel dead inside etc
You're not listen to the words closely enough. You gotta feel it. Also, through in some Blackdog every 5th song. You'll be ready.

Also, sorry for the dead in side. That crap sucks.
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(The advice was solid and from the heart.)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3611 on: November 24, 2013, 10:33:12 AM »
I just occasionally check this thread to see if WackyCat has knocked anyone up yet.  It will probably get its own thread but I like to have my bases covered.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3612 on: November 26, 2013, 07:58:30 PM »
ya know this thread used to have a theme. i miss that.
Master threads are tough, ya know?

Also, sir, can easily put this thread back on track. Stop jamin' out about 'Mary' and make something happen!

i may have something in the works. maybe a couple things. don't know if i want it yet or not. still feel dead inside etc
You're not listen to the words closely enough. You gotta feel it. Also, through in some Blackdog every 5th song. You'll be ready.

Also, sorry for the dead in side. That crap sucks.
  :sdeek: :ROFL:

(The advice was solid and from the heart.)

damn you musta been pak'd  :D

also, turns out, i've still got it  :eye:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3614 on: November 27, 2013, 03:07:29 PM »

also, turns out, i've still got it  :eye:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3615 on: December 03, 2013, 12:25:58 PM »
So like, I've always been the type of bf who plays along and goes to gf's friends/family events. Whether I like to or not, I suck it up and go. I've never felt the need to pressure any of them to go to my events tho, until this upcoming week. My boss from my side job is having a big bday bash & she (gf) says she doesn't want to go cause "she doesn't care for him". She also says family events are different and I can't complain about that. I think she's a hypocrite and that's bs. She pleads the 5th. :curse: What say you?

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« Reply #3616 on: December 03, 2013, 12:27:16 PM »
know which hill youre willing to die on. let her stay home because its not a big deal at all. tell your boss she had plans.

I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3617 on: December 03, 2013, 12:32:19 PM »
know which hill youre willing to die on. let her stay home because its not a big deal at all. tell your boss she had plans.

I think she is a shitty person.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3618 on: December 03, 2013, 12:35:09 PM »
know which hill youre willing to die on. let her stay home because its not a big deal at all. tell your boss she had plans.



this is crap advice.  don't be a pussy, good grief.  you're gonna be one of those dudes that complains the whole time he's married.  blah blah blah blow jobs.

just don't go the next time when you don't want to and tell her to rough ridin' deal with it or kick rocks.  and give zero fucks when doing it because the reality is by this time next year we'll be having this same discussion but it will include a different chick in your life.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3619 on: December 03, 2013, 12:39:08 PM »
yeah my bad that was a typo. i meant to say sleep with her then kick her out because shes selfish.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3620 on: December 03, 2013, 12:40:05 PM »
Side jobs don't count for anything, like, at all, and should be treated by all involved like they don't matter.  This extends to basically all side-job related items.


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« Reply #3621 on: December 03, 2013, 12:43:23 PM »
Side jobs don't count for anything, like, at all, and should be treated by all involved like they don't matter.  This extends to basically all side-job related items.
Well he was a good friend of mine before I started helping him on the side.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3622 on: December 03, 2013, 12:44:09 PM »
know which hill youre willing to die on. let her stay home because its not a big deal at all. tell your boss she had plans.



this is crap advice.  don't be a pussy, good grief.  you're gonna be one of those dudes that complains the whole time he's married.  blah blah blah blow jobs.

just don't go the next time when you don't want to and tell her to rough ridin' deal with it or kick rocks.  and give zero fucks when doing it because the reality is by this time next year we'll be having this same discussion but it will include a different chick in your life.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3623 on: December 03, 2013, 12:49:11 PM »
Don't talk to bbs friends about it, talk to her.


But, like, still tell us about it because this thread.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #3624 on: December 03, 2013, 12:50:16 PM »
Go by yourself.  Turn off your phone.  Stay out all night.

She is a bit of a square to party with anyway.  This is an oppy