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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2500 on: June 10, 2013, 10:36:26 AM »
I thought Pendergast but that would be kickin it old school. How BA would it be to be a Pendergast? Moderately to above-moderately BA, if you ask me.

I did a group project at kstate with a girl from KC who's last name was Pendergast. I knew nothing about the last name at the time but when I read "The mob and the machine" or something like that about the KC gangsters I was all like WOOOOOw.

She looked Irish too, freckles and all that jazz.

i'm sure you'll live and have a great life and all that, but man it sounds like you missed the boat big time

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2501 on: June 10, 2013, 10:54:36 PM »
God damnit.

This crap is harder than advertised guys.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2502 on: June 10, 2013, 11:01:50 PM »
God damnit.

This crap is harder than advertised guys.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2503 on: June 12, 2013, 11:04:25 PM »
hey WackyCat i'm meeting one of those girls in the birthday group last night for drinks on wednesday

uh oh guys...

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Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2504 on: June 12, 2013, 11:07:27 PM »
Sorry you go stood up or congrats on the zygote depending on what uh oh means.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2505 on: June 12, 2013, 11:08:40 PM »
nah it went really really well. (no zygote though)

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« Reply #2506 on: June 12, 2013, 11:09:01 PM »
Sorry you go stood up or congrats on the zygote depending on what uh oh means.
I was thinking he totally blew her off and forgot about it :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2507 on: June 20, 2013, 10:40:54 AM »
Pfffft. Relationships.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2508 on: June 20, 2013, 11:57:40 AM »
Sorry to hear that centralTXquat

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2509 on: June 20, 2013, 12:07:42 PM »
girl sent me a picture of her bare legs on the steps of a pool last night. she wants to bone, right?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2510 on: June 20, 2013, 12:09:54 PM »
Not sure, post the picture and we can judge.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2511 on: June 20, 2013, 12:20:11 PM »
girl sent me a picture of her bare legs on the steps of a pool last night. she wants to bone, right?

yes.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2512 on: June 20, 2013, 12:25:26 PM »
girl sent me a picture of her bare legs on the steps of a pool last night. she wants to bone, right?

yes.
Confirmed.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2513 on: June 20, 2013, 12:32:28 PM »
girl sent me a picture of her bare legs on the steps of a pool last night. she wants to bone, right?

yes.
KSC is correct on this one. My rule pre-marriage was always, "if she is communicating with me in any way, then she wants to bone." Until proven otherwise, assume the rule is accurate.


Note: This doesn't mean that I boned every one of them. It only means that they wanted to bone.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2514 on: June 20, 2013, 04:16:03 PM »
also, two nights ago she texted me about the basketball game at 1115 pm and i told her it was impressive she was up that late watching basketball.

she responded with "I can be pretty impressive"

boning-related?

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« Reply #2515 on: June 20, 2013, 04:18:00 PM »
also, two nights ago she texted me about the basketball game at 1115 pm and i told her it was impressive she was up that late watching basketball.

she responded with "I can be pretty impressive"

boning-related?

yes why are we still talking about this? you should be boning right now.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2516 on: June 20, 2013, 04:19:19 PM »
Sheesh, figure it out emawblast.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2517 on: June 20, 2013, 04:20:09 PM »
i think emawblast is afraid chicks!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2518 on: June 20, 2013, 04:20:55 PM »
Hurry up before I move in. It's like leaving milk out. It's only good for so long before it spoils.
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« Reply #2519 on: June 20, 2013, 04:21:07 PM »
also maybe she has some friends who are as forward in their texting that they would wanna bone ksc and anyone else on this board?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2520 on: June 20, 2013, 04:21:48 PM »
 :D

also maybe she has some friends who are as forward in their texting that they would wanna bone ksc and anyone else on this board?

maybe if you would have come to waldo crawldo

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2521 on: June 20, 2013, 04:22:12 PM »
also maybe she has some friends who are as forward in their texting that they would wanna bone ksc and anyone else on this board?
kick RPsGoatee out and let's bring them as our replacement +1s to the wedding next month!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2522 on: June 20, 2013, 04:25:11 PM »
also maybe she has some friends who are as forward in their texting that they would wanna bone ksc and anyone else on this board?
kick RPsGoatee out and let's bring them as our replacement +1s to the wedding next month!

Also looking for a +1 to said wedding. Not breakup related. Prefer that said +1 has a penis and likes getting super wasted.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2523 on: June 20, 2013, 04:27:26 PM »
DU really breaking fraternity stereotypes in this thread.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #2524 on: June 20, 2013, 04:27:46 PM »
emawblast, this sounds like familiar behavior, might know her.  I'm going to send you a pic to see if you recognize her.  It's not of her face though.