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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7875 on: June 08, 2016, 10:07:06 AM »
Yeah, I can't believe you guys missed the hur hur herpydy durp in m^2 post.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7876 on: June 08, 2016, 10:08:10 AM »
it was a great joke and you know it dick

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7877 on: June 08, 2016, 10:28:43 AM »
not a surprise she works at Amazon

no kidding. being 30, a teacher, and dating in seattle is watching every incompetent person you've ever known make twice as much as you to move things around in a "queue" or ship organic kale/bottles of 50 shades of grey wine to ppl who live in $3k/mo condos.
You are wrong. People who work AT amazon work in tech. People who work FOR amazon work in warehouses. That's where you confused us.

guys, guys, I meant she has a bush...amazon, never mind

Lol
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7878 on: June 08, 2016, 10:30:42 AM »
I'm so close to the situation that I'd have probably missed it anyway, but you should've said "not a surprise she works in the Amazon."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7879 on: June 08, 2016, 10:38:25 AM »
the delivery of this bush league joke was terrible, that much I admit

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7880 on: June 08, 2016, 10:52:58 AM »
:lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7881 on: June 08, 2016, 11:39:10 AM »
a lot of beating around the bush going on in here for a lowbrow pubic hair joke.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7882 on: June 08, 2016, 11:45:00 AM »
Omari agrees with the turn this thread has made. #RealMan

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7883 on: June 08, 2016, 11:50:22 AM »
Had a woman tell me she loved me . . . on the first date  :eek: :facepalm:

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« Reply #7884 on: June 08, 2016, 11:54:03 AM »
Had a woman tell me she loved me . . . on the first date  :eek: :facepalm:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7885 on: June 08, 2016, 11:56:03 AM »
I remember the days when elites used to PI ppl for GPC'ing up threads. What a sad change of events.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7886 on: June 08, 2016, 12:31:14 PM »
I'm sorry I even talked abt hairy vaginas. I think I ruined some lives here. Go back to real life, guys. Go cats. Ertz 4 Heisman.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7887 on: June 08, 2016, 12:35:40 PM »
#E4H


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7888 on: June 08, 2016, 12:36:52 PM »
not a surprise she works at Amazon

no kidding. being 30, a teacher, and dating in seattle is watching every incompetent person you've ever known make twice as much as you to move things around in a "queue" or ship organic kale/bottles of 50 shades of grey wine to ppl who live in $3k/mo condos.
You are wrong. People who work AT amazon work in tech. People who work FOR amazon work in warehouses. That's where you confused us.

i know the difference, dude. i'm talking abt the person who works above the guy who makes $15/hr and would take 5 months to earn enough to buy Hillary's acceptance speech jacket. also, just never work for amazon.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7889 on: June 08, 2016, 12:42:27 PM »
I'm sorry I even talked abt hairy vaginas. I think I ruined some lives here. Go back to real life, guys. Go cats. Ertz 4 Heisman.
Just calling out ppl who used to shun me for such, said, topics.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7890 on: June 08, 2016, 12:48:16 PM »
There's something I need to happen organically in this thread so that I can make a really good post.  So everyone keep posting regularly.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7891 on: June 08, 2016, 12:51:40 PM »
I am still married and not dating and side strange.
Hope that helps!


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7892 on: June 08, 2016, 12:53:53 PM »
I am still married and not dating and side strange.
Hope that helps!

Let me check.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7893 on: June 08, 2016, 12:56:15 PM »
I am still married and not dating and side strange.
Hope that helps!

Let me check.

eff it, close enough.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7894 on: June 08, 2016, 12:58:23 PM »
I am still married and not dating and side strange.

I would go if I was 20 something and not married and lived in the area. None of those things are real for me, so I will not go.

I sat next to a Duke Cheerlearder recently. But, I am a man (and married! :D) so I didn't creep on her.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7895 on: June 08, 2016, 01:41:32 PM »
Had a woman tell me she loved me . . . on the first date  :eek: :facepalm:
Lets hear some deets!

This thread use to have some damn zeal

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7896 on: June 08, 2016, 01:49:52 PM »
:lol:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7897 on: June 08, 2016, 02:24:52 PM »
Had a woman tell me she loved me . . . on the first date  :eek: :facepalm:
Lets hear some deets!

This thread use to have some damn zeal

What I've learned is that at my (maybe any) age, being an emotionally and physically decent person brings out the crazy like, well, crazy. I mean like absolute, bat f'ing crap crazy. Like show up at my front door high as eff in a trench coat with you know what underneath.

I need to start writing all this stuff down.  Like a recent chapter would be titled "How I went to break things off with a girl and ended up drinking bourbon lemonades and eating a chocolate chip pot brownie".

So yeah, I'm making bad decisions. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7898 on: June 08, 2016, 02:30:08 PM »


What I've learned is that at my (maybe any) age, being an emotionally and physically decent person brings out the crazy like, well, crazy. I mean like absolute, bat f'ing crap crazy. Like show up at my front door high as eff in a trench coat with you know what underneath.

I need to start writing all this stuff down.  Like a recent chapter would be titled "How I went to break things off with a girl and ended up drinking bourbon lemonades and eating a chocolate chip pot brownie".

So yeah, I'm making bad decisions.

Those sound like good decisions to me. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7899 on: July 15, 2016, 10:44:16 AM »
So being a good friend to crazy, bored married female friends is paying off.

I have a date with a chick that seems to be a good bit of trouble from aforementioned married friend (this one is 34).  Also, been introduced to several 23-27 year olds who are open to dating someone my age (35). 

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