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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7700 on: May 13, 2016, 09:19:02 AM »
I knew a girl who really liked to be choked. I couldn't really get into it
Couldn't you kill a girl doing that? Seems dangerous. Would definitely ask first.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7701 on: May 13, 2016, 09:20:21 AM »
You don't choke hard, slobber. Also, it's a real request, but it does happen, and I always feel uncomfortable too.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7702 on: May 13, 2016, 09:20:38 AM »
feels rapey

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7703 on: May 13, 2016, 09:22:16 AM »
People pass out long before they die. Just stop if they pass out. Where people mess up is passing out while alone and then they die.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7704 on: May 13, 2016, 09:24:16 AM »
To be fair, it took 309 pages before it got to Steve Dave level of "Everyone knock it the eff off!"  :cheers: Nice work everyone.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7705 on: May 13, 2016, 09:29:44 AM »
I knew a girl who really liked to be choked. I couldn't really get into it
we could be eskimo bros!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7706 on: May 13, 2016, 09:30:46 AM »
Well that would make my year
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7707 on: May 13, 2016, 09:31:48 AM »
also I don't know wth to get mrs y-l_a for her birthday. Its coming down to the wire.. I'm thinking pair of SUP boards or tix to Selena in KC

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7708 on: May 13, 2016, 09:33:10 AM »
tix bro!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7709 on: May 13, 2016, 09:33:30 AM »
Are you already married, I forgot
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7710 on: May 13, 2016, 09:52:12 AM »
also I don't know wth to get mrs y-l_a for her birthday. Its coming down to the wire.. I'm thinking pair of SUP boards or tix to Selena in KC

I don't know what SUP stands for but if that is some weird code for hoverboard, then yes get her one.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7712 on: May 13, 2016, 10:46:42 AM »
How do we feel about choking? Both giving and receiving. And things in the butt. This may be a Friday morning shame post. Not sure yet. Still recovering...

I've yet to have a girl be upset with choking... most seem to enjoy it (doubt they're just acting like they do). Feeling it out on how aggressive they want it is best part.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7713 on: May 13, 2016, 10:53:32 AM »
How do we feel about choking? Both giving and receiving. And things in the butt. This may be a Friday morning shame post. Not sure yet. Still recovering...

I've yet to have a girl be upset with choking... most seem to enjoy it (doubt they're just acting like they do). Feeling it out on how aggressive they want it is best part.

You mean you just start choking them and see how they react without getting any info from them first about how they would feel about being choked?  :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7714 on: May 13, 2016, 10:53:58 AM »
Yeah, sounds rapey.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7715 on: May 13, 2016, 10:54:49 AM »
Yeah, sounds rapey.

Yeah, I wonder what else he just does to them without their consent.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7716 on: May 13, 2016, 10:55:08 AM »
Usually the girl grabs your hand and then places it there. I didn't know ppl volunteerly did it?  :sdeek:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7717 on: May 13, 2016, 10:56:00 AM »
this thread used to be so young and vestal

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7718 on: May 13, 2016, 10:56:24 AM »
Usually the girl grabs your hand and then places it there. I didn't know ppl volunteerly did it?  :sdeek:

How many "dates" before you just start choking a girl? Like, do you do it on the first time you tap?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7719 on: May 13, 2016, 10:57:11 AM »
Mods - Please move all the sex talk to a new thread titled "Do you like to get choked?" or something like that.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7720 on: May 13, 2016, 10:58:31 AM »
Hell no. You definitely have to be comfortable with the person. It's usually the crazy ones, with daddy issues, who love the crap out of it. I'm talking like 6 months before i'm not freaked out that you like that crap.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7721 on: May 13, 2016, 10:58:45 AM »
dating and sexing are very different things
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7722 on: May 13, 2016, 10:58:45 AM »
Mods - Please move all the sex talk to a new thread titled "Driving to Chanute" or something like that.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7723 on: May 13, 2016, 10:59:24 AM »
there needs to be a master sexing thread. started by the person who has had the most sex on the board... MYSELF
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7724 on: May 13, 2016, 10:59:29 AM »
Meh, it's like an open hand pressure. You can tell when they almost lean into it. 9/10 hit rate.

Wacky, if you're asking before every move in the bedroom... sounds fun.