Author Topic: Master Dating Thread (Read 958247 times)

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7550 on:** May 10, 2016, 01:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 10, 2016, 11:36:05 AM

Nardfrog is Michael Fassbender's (sp?) character in Shame.

Never seen it.

8manpick · « **Reply #7551 on:** May 10, 2016, 01:59:15 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 01:53:40 PM

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 10, 2016, 11:35:11 AM
If nardfrog is not crushing puss twice a week, watch the eff out

I wouldn't say watch the eff out. It's more of a "eff off with your bullshit" type of attitude.

Maybe you should seek treatment for whatever underlying issues are causing this

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7552 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:00:50 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on May 10, 2016, 01:59:15 PM

Maybe you should seek treatment for whatever underlying issues are causing this

You sound like my ex.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #7553 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:01:36 PM »

Show us on the doll where he touched you nardfrog.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7554 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:03:00 PM »

Quote from: Emo EMAW on May 10, 2016, 02:01:36 PM

Show us on the doll where he touched you nardfrog.

It was just on my leg but it made me super uncomfortable. It was pretty awkward.

Tobias · « **Reply #7555 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:07:05 PM »

this one might be a nardbear

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7556 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on May 10, 2016, 02:07:05 PM

this one might be a nardbear

Traject-o-meter is trending that way

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7557 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Tobias on May 10, 2016, 02:07:05 PM

this one might be a nardbear

I'm not a rapist.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7558 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:12:56 PM »

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #7559 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:17:08 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 02:10:55 PM

Quote from: Tobias on May 10, 2016, 02:07:05 PM
this one might be a nardbear

I'm not a rapist.

I'm just going to leave this here for you.....
http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=34730.msg1554357#msg1554357

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7560 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:17:56 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 10, 2016, 02:12:56 PM

Yet

Ever.

If she isn't giving it up willingly then you're doing it wrong and should stop because rape is wrong (rape jokes can be funny though).

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7561 on:** May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM »

I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7562 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:02:45 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM

I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

Negative. I met her when she was a freshman at TCU. Addictive personality didn't show up until after we had been together for about 4 years. The crazy was always present though.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #7563 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:04:53 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM
I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

Negative. I met her when she was a freshman at TCU. Addictive personality didn't show up until after we had been together for about 4 years. The crazy was always present though.

Yeah, that's a lie

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7564 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:05:14 PM »

Jesus didn't take the wheel

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #7565 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:07:47 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:02:45 PM

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM
I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

Negative. I met her when she was a freshman at TCU. Addictive personality didn't show up until after we had been together for about 4 years. The crazy was always present though.

where was she on that one dudes hot/crazy matrix thing?

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7566 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:15:59 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on May 10, 2016, 03:04:53 PM

Yeah, that's a lie

Not a lie. I knew she had a depressive disorder (thought it was bipolar, ended up being major depressive disorder) but she was medicated and pretty stable for the first 4 years of our relationship. She had family issues because her parents are delusional people but no addictive tendencies were visible.

She tried to go without meds around '04-05 and that's when the addictive traits showed up. After that point, it became one thing after another (not all of them substance related, it was compulsive eating for awhile). She was back on meds after our kid was born in '06 because she was having postpartum depression. Then it's been on/off for meds ever since then.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7567 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:16:51 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 03:05:14 PM

Jesus didn't take the wheel

I know. He's my cousin. He was too busy working.

TCUHornedFrog · « **Reply #7568 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Shooter Jones on May 10, 2016, 03:07:47 PM

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM
I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

Negative. I met her when she was a freshman at TCU. Addictive personality didn't show up until after we had been together for about 4 years. The crazy was always present though.

where was she on that one dudes hot/crazy matrix thing?

She was marriage material before the meth addiction. When I first met her, she was 5'7", 130 lbs (I'm terrible at estimating weight, she was super skinny), with nice big 36C boobs.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7569 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:20:11 PM »

I'm always curious what goes through someones brain when they're like: "It's just a little meth. Why not?!" for the first time.

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #7570 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:25:34 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:19:12 PM

Quote from: Shooter Jones on May 10, 2016, 03:07:47 PM
Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:02:45 PM
Quote from: OK_Cat on May 10, 2016, 02:52:12 PM
I'm assuming that nardfrog knew that the ex had an addictive personality when they met, so he's partially the blame.

Negative. I met her when she was a freshman at TCU. Addictive personality didn't show up until after we had been together for about 4 years. The crazy was always present though.

where was she on that one dudes hot/crazy matrix thing?

She was marriage material before the meth addiction. When I first met her, she was 5'7", 130 lbs (I'm terrible at estimating weight, she was super skinny), with nice big 36C boobs.

K, I got your non-traditional pick up line you're looking for.

Quote from: you

Oh hey babe.

Grab her boob.. just one, maybe both. She'll probably slap you.

Quote from: you

What? I'm the Boob doctor.

Conversation should go pretty smooth after that.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #7571 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:26:02 PM »

Quote from: TCUHornedFrog on May 10, 2016, 03:19:12 PM

She was marriage material before the meth addiction. When I first met her, she was 5'7", 130 lbs (I'm terrible at estimating weight, she was super skinny), with nice big 36C boobs.

I see that you listed the things that are important when deciding if someone is marriage material.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #7572 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:28:03 PM »

Meth or not, that chick has some great tits, right guys?

mocat · « **Reply #7573 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:29:31 PM »

"helluva" in his avatar, and you guys are acting all shocked now

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #7574 on:** May 10, 2016, 03:30:42 PM »