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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7525 on: May 10, 2016, 10:37:42 AM »
Self control may be "boring", but people are offering you sound advice. Take it or leave it, I guess.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7526 on: May 10, 2016, 10:38:34 AM »

I suppose stable, healthy children are pretty boring, too.

He's stable and healthy and he's pretty damn smart (he's in 4th but does math at a 7th grade level and reads on a 10th grade level).

The lone bright spot on the ex's schooling is that he is pretty in touch with his emotions due to her practicing on him.  The bad thing is she has been trying to manipulate his perception of the situation for the last two weeks.  He impresses me a lot because he is book smart but he is also great at empathizing with people (something I'm pretty bad at).

We have a pretty good relationship when she isn't around.  We play video games together.  We see all the movies that are appropriate for his age that we want to watch.  I coach his basketball team.  If it weren't for the wreck last July, we'd golf together every 3-4 weeks. 

He's going to be pissed at me because he is going to be learning how to mow the yard in the near future so I don't have to do it during the summer.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7527 on: May 10, 2016, 10:42:42 AM »
Self control may be "boring", but people are offering you sound advice. Take it or leave it, I guess.

Calm down.  I'm joking about self control.

My son comes first.  We've had serious talks about what's going on and how he has to help out and be more cooperative when told to do things because it is just me and him. 

I was supposed to go to NYC for a work trip this week, but had to cancel because I can't leave him with her.  It's slightly aggravating because if she would have mumped up a couple weeks ago, I could have afforded to bring him with me.  My youngest brother lives in Queens and his wife could have watched him while I was doing work stuff. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7528 on: May 10, 2016, 10:52:30 AM »
Self control may be "boring", but people are offering you sound advice. Take it or leave it, I guess.

Calm down.  I'm joking about self control.

My son comes first.  We've had serious talks about what's going on and how he has to help out and be more cooperative when told to do things because it is just me and him. 


Were you also joking about getting cranky if you don't smash twice a week?

What about the mother of your son being a meth addict? Just trying to establish what is a joke here.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7529 on: May 10, 2016, 10:53:28 AM »
Step 1: Take your kid to sea world (or whatever to take his mind off things/spend quality time)
Step 2: Reinforce how much of a badass he is on a consistent basis
Step 3: Buy a cat or another pet
Step 4: Continue to make sure kid is happy ( :) )
Step 5: Repeat step 4 (^)
Step 6: If kid seems happy & hopeful...maybe* start dating again (*)
Step 7: Don't find a crazy stupid chick again (easier said than done)
Step 8: Profit the social benefits (There is no timetable to these 8 steps)

My parents got divorced when I was 10 and looking back it was probably one of the greatest things to ever happen to me.

Good luck.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7530 on: May 10, 2016, 10:55:45 AM »
Were you also joking about getting cranky if you don't smash twice a week?

What about the mother of your son being a meth addict? Just trying to establish what is a joke here.

Regular sex is essential to good mental health. 

You seem Dwight Schrute-ish. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7531 on: May 10, 2016, 10:57:22 AM »
sea world  :nono:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7532 on: May 10, 2016, 10:59:18 AM »
mods please change tcuhornedfrog to nardfrog

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7533 on: May 10, 2016, 11:00:14 AM »
Step 1: Take your kid to sea world (or whatever to take his mind off things/spend quality time)
Step 2: Reinforce how much of a badass he is on a consistent basis
Step 3: Buy a cat or another pet
Step 4: Continue to make sure kid is happy ( :) )
Step 5: Repeat step 3 (^)
Step 6: If kid seems happy & hopeful...maybe* start dating again (*)
Step 7: Don't find a crazy stupid chick again (easier said than done)
Step 8: Profit the social benefits (There is no timetable to these 8 steps)

My parents got divorced when I was 10 and looking back it was probably one of the greatest things to ever happen to me.

Good luck.

Step 1: There are better things in San Antonio than Seaworld (although it is pretty cool too)
Step 2: Already done on a regular basis
Step 3: I'm severely allergic to cats.  I have 3 dogs (one of which was an xmas present for him) and we have 2 parakeets.  We have plenty of pets.
Step 4: Done
Step 5: No
Step 6: Working on that
Step 7: They're all crazy.  It's just a matter of how crazy they are.
Step 8: Ok.

My parents officially divorced when I was 10.  Their marriage was over for awhile before that though. 

And thanks.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7534 on: May 10, 2016, 11:00:24 AM »
mods please change tcuhornedfrog to nardfrog

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7535 on: May 10, 2016, 11:00:35 AM »
Were you also joking about getting cranky if you don't smash twice a week?

What about the mother of your son being a meth addict? Just trying to establish what is a joke here.

Regular sex is essential to good mental health. 

You seem Dwight Schrute-ish.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7536 on: May 10, 2016, 11:07:35 AM »
Trim reminds me that this thread exists. I have never actually read it, but I have a story. Went on a date with this girl last week who told me about giving a certain Seahawks player a rim job and managed to insult me for being a teacher and not making enough money. She also has Lockett's #. And she dated a Jet for about 6 months. Hoo boy. Not my best bumble experience.

You smash?

WW, you cannot know how much I dislike "smash" as a verb for sex, but we did not. I texted a different girl (who is actually a good person) after the bad date and went home with her.
Why don't you just take the girl who is a good person out on dates?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7537 on: May 10, 2016, 11:12:52 AM »
nardfrog  :lol:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7538 on: May 10, 2016, 11:14:03 AM »
Were you also joking about getting cranky if you don't smash twice a week?

What about the mother of your son being a meth addict? Just trying to establish what is a joke here.

Regular sex is essential to good mental health. 

I don't think that's true, nardfrog

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7539 on: May 10, 2016, 11:18:57 AM »
I don't think that's true, nardfrog

It is true.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7540 on: May 10, 2016, 11:33:58 AM »
I don't think rusty understands how unbelievably horny nardfrog gets
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7541 on: May 10, 2016, 11:35:11 AM »
If nardfrog is not crushing puss twice a week, watch the eff out
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7542 on: May 10, 2016, 11:36:05 AM »
Nardfrog is Michael Fassbender's (sp?) character in Shame.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7543 on: May 10, 2016, 11:53:41 AM »
Nardfrog needs to check out the vic mackey's POF thread on shaggy. Lots of great tips for slamming hairpie in the dfw metroplex
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7544 on: May 10, 2016, 11:53:56 AM »
oh god no

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7545 on: May 10, 2016, 11:55:02 AM »
Nardfrog needs to check out the vic mackey's POF thread on shaggy. Lots of great tips for slamming hairpie in the dfw metroplex

I will.  I won't check shaggy at work tho.  It's a zoo in there.

I should post there though.  That place enjoys a good trolling.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7546 on: May 10, 2016, 11:55:44 AM »
don't read that thread at home even unless you're sure the kid is in bed or at a friends house

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7547 on: May 10, 2016, 11:58:43 AM »
You have to have like 500 posts to even access it
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7548 on: May 10, 2016, 01:51:58 PM »
You have to have like 500 posts to even access it

That's it? 

A couple solid days of trolling should get me there pretty quickly.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #7549 on: May 10, 2016, 01:53:40 PM »
If nardfrog is not crushing puss twice a week, watch the eff out

I wouldn't say watch the eff out.  It's more of a "eff off with your bullshit" type of attitude.