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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6175 on: October 02, 2014, 01:57:22 PM »
As far as investments go, if someone asks you to unload them of their stake in an adult kickball league, the safe bet is usually to laugh, imo.
Oh, i'm not spending any $ or investing in anyway. Just helping look over the league and getting a piece of the pie since he's moving for his fiance.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6176 on: October 02, 2014, 01:57:49 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission
I did awesome! She even posted about it the next day. Flowers hand delievered, ray bans, gift guard to IKEA (she lovedd it), card, and dinner and drinks at coco bolos. She was very pleased. "You did 10x better than last year"- Ms. Wacky.  :D

What did you do last year?
I knew that was coming. I got her a gift card to victoria secret (dumbass), some bath and body stuff, something else (don't remember), and dinner.  :Ugh:

dont remember or cant tell  :fatty:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6177 on: October 02, 2014, 01:58:44 PM »
Kickball leagues are ideal tax shelters.  Engagement ring? Business expense.  Could probably write off the whole wedding.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6178 on: October 02, 2014, 01:59:28 PM »
Kickball leagues are ideal tax shelters.  Engagement ring? Business expense.  Could probably write off the whole wedding.

Money laundering paradise is what I am hearing.  WC, get some illegal paper moving, stat.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6179 on: October 02, 2014, 02:04:08 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6180 on: October 02, 2014, 02:07:16 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Cuddle with her.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6181 on: October 02, 2014, 02:07:57 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

don't take it personal, she hates everyone, find a way to laugh and enjoy it. Maybe post in the coworker quotes thread.

Or cuddle her.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6182 on: October 02, 2014, 02:08:12 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Cuddle with her.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6183 on: October 02, 2014, 02:08:29 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here. Not woman things related, but job related.

still, be sure to ask her every couple hours if she's on her period.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6184 on: October 02, 2014, 02:09:19 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Call her out on it and let her know that you aren't the one providing the stress that she is unable to process for some reason.

Also, pack some booze.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6185 on: October 02, 2014, 02:09:26 PM »
Kickball leagues are ideal tax shelters.  Engagement ring? Business expense.  Could probably write off the whole wedding.

Money laundering paradise is what I am hearing.  WC, get some illegal paper moving, stat.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6186 on: October 02, 2014, 02:09:33 PM »
animals, by nature, are not meant to be pets

You are the stupidest rough ridin' person on this blog.  My god you are rough ridin' garbage.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6187 on: October 02, 2014, 02:10:12 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here. Not woman things related, but job related.

still, be sure to ask her every couple hours if she's on her period.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6188 on: October 02, 2014, 02:10:46 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

don't take it personal, she hates everyone, find a way to laugh and enjoy it. Maybe post in the coworker quotes thread.

Or cuddle her.

and spending time with her may give you a chance to learn why she's grumpy over a few beers and you may find she's not so bad after all and maybe just has a bad case of Resting Bitch Face (RBF)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6189 on: October 02, 2014, 02:11:04 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Call her out on it and let her know that you aren't the one providing the stress that she is unable to process for some reason.

Also, pack some booze.
This can get you in trouble at times tho.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6190 on: October 02, 2014, 02:11:48 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Call her out on it and let her know that you aren't the one providing the stress that she is unable to process for some reason.

Also, pack some booze.
This can get you in trouble at times tho.

and protection, then, I guess.  :dunno:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6191 on: October 02, 2014, 02:12:49 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Cuddle with her.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6192 on: October 02, 2014, 02:13:35 PM »
I would not recommend "calling her out" - she'll get on the defensive and it would be worse than if you said nothing. Be nice, talk to her, let it come out naturally.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6193 on: October 02, 2014, 02:13:53 PM »
take her out to dinner one night, it might just make her day

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6194 on: October 02, 2014, 02:14:58 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Call her out on it and let her know that you aren't the one providing the stress that she is unable to process for some reason.

Also, pack some booze.
This can get you in trouble at times tho.

and protection, then, I guess.  :dunno:
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6195 on: October 02, 2014, 02:15:34 PM »
I would not recommend "calling her out" - she'll get on the defensive and it would be worse than if you said nothing. Be nice, talk to her, let it come out naturally.
Yes. Whatever you do, do not tell her "to chill out". Holy crap, DO. NOT. DO. THIS!  :buh-bye:

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« Reply #6196 on: October 02, 2014, 02:17:57 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Call her out on it and let her know that you aren't the one providing the stress that she is unable to process for some reason.

Also, pack some booze.
This can get you in trouble at times tho.

and protection, then, I guess.  :dunno:
Going to American royal parties, Cats game and NASCAR. It's going to be hard not to drink a whole lot.

Just the two of you? For work? Kind of strange.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6197 on: October 02, 2014, 02:20:19 PM »
Jabeez clear this crap up for crying out loud.  Is it a lady you're working with that is acting like a psycho or is it your significant other that is pissed off about her job? 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6198 on: October 02, 2014, 02:20:24 PM »
What's the best way to not incur the wrath of someone who is annoyingly stressed and grumpy with anyone interacting with them?  Have to spend three straight days with her, so I am really scratching my head here.  Not woman things related, but job related.

Cuddle with her.

Start with a side hug and work your way up to full on cuddling as you get drunker.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6199 on: October 02, 2014, 02:30:11 PM »
Bread, significant other. She has job related and job hunting stress right now.