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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6150 on: October 02, 2014, 11:32:50 AM »
I don't hate kids.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6151 on: October 02, 2014, 11:34:12 AM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6152 on: October 02, 2014, 11:59:25 AM »
The ppl that actually call their dogs their kids are the ones that everyone should be aiming their ire at.  No offense to anyone, but when someone volunteers to me that they are a doggie dad/mom, or some crap along those lines, I feel like burning their house down.


Oh no, you had to put Max down on Tuesday!?!?!?  Let's get 50 people to give you their consolences on facebook. 


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6153 on: October 02, 2014, 12:01:32 PM »
I don't hate kids.

Sorry, Gooch.

Why are you sorry to him? We don't have kids.

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« Reply #6154 on: October 02, 2014, 12:22:39 PM »
animals, by nature, are not meant to be pets

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6155 on: October 02, 2014, 12:29:49 PM »
I don't hate kids.

Sorry, Gooch.

Why are you sorry to him? We don't have kids.

It was an ellipsis.  Sorry, (I should have said) Gooch.  I'm not sorry to him and I know you don't have kids. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6156 on: October 02, 2014, 12:31:50 PM »
animals, by nature, are not meant to be pets

You are the stupidest rough ridin' person on this blog.  My god you are rough ridin' garbage. 
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6157 on: October 02, 2014, 12:32:12 PM »
animals, by nature, are not meant to be pets
pets, by human action, are meant to be pets

hooray for pets I say!

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« Reply #6158 on: October 02, 2014, 12:37:51 PM »
We're ruining this thread. This is the only masterpiece I have on this blog.  :bawl:

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« Reply #6159 on: October 02, 2014, 12:40:35 PM »
We're ruining this thread. This is the only masterpiece I have on this blog.  :bawl:

Did you buy a ring yet?

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« Reply #6160 on: October 02, 2014, 12:41:18 PM »
We're ruining this thread. This is the only masterpiece I have on this blog.  :bawl:

this is your swan song

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« Reply #6161 on: October 02, 2014, 12:42:41 PM »
<bitches segue>

There, back on track.
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« Reply #6162 on: October 02, 2014, 12:42:52 PM »
We're ruining this thread. This is the only masterpiece I have on this blog.  :bawl:

this is your swan song
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6163 on: October 02, 2014, 12:44:05 PM »
We're ruining this thread. This is the only masterpiece I have on this blog.  :bawl:

Did you buy a ring yet?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6164 on: October 02, 2014, 01:00:21 PM »
you just spent a crisp hundo on royals tix the other night, that would have been tax on like a $1k ring  #priorities


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6165 on: October 02, 2014, 01:06:47 PM »
you just spent a crisp hundo on royals tix the other night, that would have been tax on like a $1k ring  #priorities
:frown: It was worth it tho. She told me to go.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6166 on: October 02, 2014, 01:11:05 PM »
I'm convinced.  Wacky, can I hire you as my personal financial adviser?
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6167 on: October 02, 2014, 01:15:48 PM »
I'm convinced.  Wacky, can I hire you as my personal financial adviser?
lol. sure.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6168 on: October 02, 2014, 01:16:49 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6169 on: October 02, 2014, 01:24:05 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission
I did awesome! She even posted about it the next day. Flowers hand delievered, ray bans, gift guard to IKEA (she lovedd it), card, and dinner and drinks at coco bolos. She was very pleased. "You did 10x better than last year"- Ms. Wacky.  :D

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« Reply #6170 on: October 02, 2014, 01:25:55 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission
I did awesome! She even posted about it the next day. Flowers hand delievered, ray bans, gift guard to IKEA (she lovedd it), card, and dinner and drinks at coco bolos. She was very pleased. "You did 10x better than last year"- Ms. Wacky.  :D

What did you do last year?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6171 on: October 02, 2014, 01:27:50 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission
I did awesome! She even posted about it the next day. Flowers hand delievered, ray bans, gift guard to IKEA (she lovedd it), card, and dinner and drinks at coco bolos. She was very pleased. "You did 10x better than last year"- Ms. Wacky.  :D

What did you do last year?
I knew that was coming. I got her a gift card to victoria secret (dumbass), some bath and body stuff, something else (don't remember), and dinner.  :Ugh:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6172 on: October 02, 2014, 01:34:47 PM »
OK, let's get back to talking about Wacky and how "cumfy" Ms. Wacky is and how they are going to be the most cuddly family ever in a couple of years when they have kids.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6173 on: October 02, 2014, 01:53:11 PM »
wheres our debreifing of the birthday mission
I did awesome! She even posted about it the next day. Flowers hand delievered, ray bans, gift guard to IKEA (she lovedd it), card, and dinner and drinks at coco bolos. She was very pleased. "You did 10x better than last year"- Ms. Wacky.  :D

What did you do last year?
I knew that was coming. I got her a gift card to victoria secret (dumbass), some bath and body stuff, something else (don't remember), and dinner.  :Ugh:

dont remember or cant tell  :fatty:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6174 on: October 02, 2014, 01:54:49 PM »
As far as investments go, if someone asks you to unload them of their stake in an adult kickball league, the safe bet is usually to laugh, imo.