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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6125 on: October 02, 2014, 10:31:42 AM »
The ppl that actually call their dogs their kids are the ones that everyone should be aiming their ire at.  No offense to anyone, but when someone volunteers to me that they are a doggie dad/mom, or some crap along those lines, I feel like burning their house down.

What about dog birthday parties?

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My gay uncles have to call them their kids cause they can't reproduce you bad person!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6126 on: October 02, 2014, 10:38:50 AM »
people who have chosen to get a dog instead of having a kid, especially when they are super young, have made a good decision. if they wanna practice being mommy and daddy go right ahead. a 40 year old lady calling a dog her child is just really sad.

Ppl that think this is practice for a kid are like the ppl that think having a kid will save a bad marriage.  Dumb.

I mean, no offense.

Wacks, you uncles should still not be treating pets as children.  I am not much of a zero tolerance guy, but this is one of the times.  Dogs are pets not kids regardless of the laws surrounding adoption of actual human children.


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« Reply #6127 on: October 02, 2014, 10:39:27 AM »
All that said, you guys do what you want.  It's whatever. 

I am not going to actually burn your house down, FWIW.

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« Reply #6128 on: October 02, 2014, 10:42:47 AM »
Dogs are gross. Kids are gross too.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6129 on: October 02, 2014, 10:43:47 AM »
All that said, you guys do what you want.  It's whatever. 

I am not going to actually burn your house down, FWIW.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6130 on: October 02, 2014, 10:48:14 AM »
Based on this thread, there are going to be a lot of lonely mother rough riders who won't have animals or kids in their life.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6131 on: October 02, 2014, 10:50:13 AM »
Based on this thread, there are going to be a lot of lonely mother rough riders who won't have animals or kids in their life.

Hence the Cuddlr app.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6132 on: October 02, 2014, 10:50:32 AM »
people who have chosen to get a dog instead of having a kid, especially when they are super young, have made a good decision. if they wanna practice being mommy and daddy go right ahead. a 40 year old lady calling a dog her child is just really sad.

Ppl that think this is practice for a kid are like the ppl that think having a kid will save a bad marriage.  Dumb.

those are completely different things.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6133 on: October 02, 2014, 10:53:18 AM »
there's nothing like setting down for a nap in bed with your dog and having an engorged wood tick detach from the mutt and latch onto you.  honestly, it's the true meaning of sharing.  #mansbestfriend


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6134 on: October 02, 2014, 10:54:05 AM »
there's nothing like setting down for a nap in bed with your dog and having an engorged wood tick detach from the mutt and latch onto you.  honestly, it's the true meaning of sharing.  #mansbestfriend

Really teaches/prepares you for having kids in the future.

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« Reply #6135 on: October 02, 2014, 10:54:24 AM »
people who have chosen to get a dog instead of having a kid, especially when they are super young, have made a good decision. if they wanna practice being mommy and daddy go right ahead. a 40 year old lady calling a dog her child is just really sad.

Ppl that think this is practice for a kid are like the ppl that think having a kid will save a bad marriage.  Dumb.

Kids and dogs?  yep.  Completely. 
those are completely different things.

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« Reply #6136 on: October 02, 2014, 10:57:20 AM »
no one ever said that having a dog would completely prepare you for a child. that is completely untrue. but if you cant take care of a dog you sure as hell cant take care of a child.

thinking a kid to save a bad marriage is completely idiotic and no one will ever tell you that is a good idea. plenty of people will say having a dog is good practice for having a kid...
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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« Reply #6137 on: October 02, 2014, 10:57:35 AM »
there's nothing like setting down for a nap in bed with your dog and having an engorged wood tick detach from the mutt and latch onto you.  honestly, it's the true meaning of sharing.  #mansbestfriend

Really teaches/prepares you for having kids in the future.

kids are disgusting and very much like dogs.  they're dirty and walk around like idiots and make noises.  i had this very conversation last week.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6138 on: October 02, 2014, 10:58:57 AM »
kid- "what are is and a spoon?"
dog- "omg look, it's a leaf.  BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK"


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6139 on: October 02, 2014, 11:00:59 AM »
Dog: keep water in bowl.  Feed at least once a day. 

Kid: I don't even remember fully because my brain has blocked out a lot of the first few years due to abundance of stress.

Essentially the same, just not exactly.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6140 on: October 02, 2014, 11:02:22 AM »
A dog's intelligence is about the same as a two year old kid; so interacting with them is probably similar although obviously certain issues will be unique to each.

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« Reply #6141 on: October 02, 2014, 11:04:10 AM »
A dog's intelligence is about the same as a two year old kid; so interacting with them is probably similar although obviously certain issues will be unique to each.

this is a pretty great post. 

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6142 on: October 02, 2014, 11:04:33 AM »
Dog: keep water in bowl.  Feed at least once a day. 

Kid: I don't even remember fully because my brain has blocked out a lot of the first few years due to abundance of stress.

Essentially the same, just not exactly.

this reminds me of one of my favorite family guy jokes, Brady Bunch post Roe v Wade:


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6143 on: October 02, 2014, 11:06:56 AM »
kids eventually stop acting like 2 year olds

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« Reply #6144 on: October 02, 2014, 11:09:08 AM »
kids eventually stop acting like 2 year olds

That's when they become less cuddly.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #6145 on: October 02, 2014, 11:13:54 AM »
Well this thread is rough ridin' garbage now. 
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« Reply #6146 on: October 02, 2014, 11:17:18 AM »
Well this thread is rough ridin' garbage now. 

dog owners ruin everything

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« Reply #6147 on: October 02, 2014, 11:26:06 AM »
OK, let's get back to talking about Wacky and how "cumfy" Ms. Wacky is and how they are going to be the most cuddly family ever in a couple of years when they have kids.

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« Reply #6148 on: October 02, 2014, 11:28:00 AM »
Well this thread is rough ridin' garbage now. 

dog owners ruin everything

Definitely.  You and your good buddy meow meow are right on point with your dog hate.  Then of course there's CNS and his dumbass dogs aren't kids crusade that nobody gave a crap about, but he wouldn't drop.  Then clams and winters hate kids and dogs.  The gooches just kids.  All good stuff. 
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« Reply #6149 on: October 02, 2014, 11:30:51 AM »
OK, let's get back to talking about Wacky and how "cumfy" Ms. Wacky is and how they are going to be the most cuddly family ever in a couple of years when they have kids.
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