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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5200 on: July 03, 2014, 03:16:27 PM »
Unless I missed something, prorating the rent per day seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do for a late tenant.  I can't think of a more renter friendly policy.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5201 on: July 03, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »
Unless I missed something, prorating the rent per day seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do for a late tenant.  I can't think of a more renter friendly policy.
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5202 on: July 04, 2014, 08:24:26 PM »
Don't forget to take the trash out!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5203 on: July 06, 2014, 01:14:02 PM »
(GF made some triple layer 4th of July cake with her niece and was telling me how they should of froze the layers so it wasn't leaning)

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5204 on: July 06, 2014, 01:20:48 PM »
YOU FREEZE IT?!?!?!
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5205 on: July 06, 2014, 02:26:52 PM »
Hungout with TTHOTUC's gf this weekend.  She's absolutely lovely.  But I should've expected nothing less from a total catch like The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep.


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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5206 on: July 08, 2014, 04:14:39 PM »
If you want to call a woman a bitch, have her take this survey first to see if she really is one. (I got 57%.)
http://www.brainfall.com/quizzes/how-bitchy-are-you/

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5207 on: July 08, 2014, 04:17:54 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5208 on: July 08, 2014, 04:18:56 PM »
You guys, the move in went great, but I think Ms. wacky lost my charger for my razor. I look like a lumberjack right now.  :curse:

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5209 on: July 08, 2014, 04:29:27 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5210 on: July 08, 2014, 04:31:47 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

Do you have an inner J-dub who is a huge bad person to girls?  He is the the one who will seal this deal

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5211 on: July 08, 2014, 04:34:04 PM »
still with tinder girl. basically official. still having "but that commitment thing tho" thoughts sometimes but i like her and we get along well.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5212 on: July 08, 2014, 04:34:18 PM »
<-- 39%, "a balanced bitch"

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5213 on: July 08, 2014, 04:35:00 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

maybe chill for a minute or two

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5214 on: July 08, 2014, 04:36:27 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

Do you have an inner J-dub who is a huge bad person to girls?  He is the the one who will seal this deal
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no inner bad person. i'm a nice guy  :frown:

i win them over with persistent adorableness. it's hard work.

you don't know how much i wish i was an bad person.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5215 on: July 08, 2014, 04:36:51 PM »
By colorado girl, he means gronkzongas. She totally messed with his head.

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5216 on: July 08, 2014, 04:37:34 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

maybe chill for a minute or two

yep. absolutely.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5217 on: July 08, 2014, 04:39:26 PM »
By colorado girl, he means gronkzongas. She totally messed with his head.

:lol: nope.

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5218 on: July 08, 2014, 04:39:58 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5219 on: July 08, 2014, 04:41:07 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

I don't know the full Colorado story, but my advice is to just go for it. How many days per week do you see Sally?

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5220 on: July 08, 2014, 04:41:30 PM »
By colorado girl, he means gronkzongas. She totally messed with his head.

:lol: nope.
I sang karaoke with her on Thursday night. I mean, talk about a girl after your own heart. She loves karaoke dude!

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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5221 on: July 08, 2014, 04:42:10 PM »
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Re: Master Dating Thread
« Reply #5222 on: July 08, 2014, 04:43:21 PM »
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« Reply #5223 on: July 08, 2014, 04:43:51 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

I don't know the full Colorado story, but my advice is to just go for it. How many days per week do you see Sally?

lately, it's been 3ish times a week the past few weeks.
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #5224 on: July 08, 2014, 04:47:25 PM »
been spending a lot of time with softball sally/shakespeare girl.

i like her. she's at least intrigued by me to this point  :dunno:

i want to let out my inner j-dub and just let him party (get all adorable, cheesy, romantic and such :love:)

but i'm kinda scared  :frown:  colorado may have permanently wounded him.

I don't know the full Colorado story, but my advice is to just go for it. How many days per week do you see Sally?

lately, it's been 3ish times a week the past few weeks.

Maybe you can release your inner j-dub a little bit at a time and see how she responds. But whatever you do don't hide inner j-dub completely. The world needs that j-dub  :cheers: