Master Dating Thread

[Dugout DickStone]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

You absolutely don't know that.  If she would hook up with you and that other dude at the same time, there is likely a 3rd and 4th possible father. 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

No way she thinks it's yours (or will admit if she does) if she is engaged to the dude.

You are correct, she wouldn't admit it. This is the same dude who she met at P&L less than 2 weeks after we ended the engagement and I moved back to mhk. He's also the dude who treated her like crap multiple times and she would run back to me because I'm too nice and could never tell her to go eff herself when I should have. She's been dying to have a baby and get married and start a family. She's a very manipulative person who mumped with my emotions way too much and not until this fall did I finally get over everything that happened.

[scottwildcat]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

No way she thinks it's yours (or will admit if she does) if she is engaged to the dude.

You are correct, she wouldn't admit it. This is the same dude who she met at P&L less than 2 weeks after we ended the engagement and I moved back to mhk. He's also the dude who treated her like crap multiple times and she would run back to me because I'm too nice and could never tell her to go eff herself when I should have. She's been dying to have a baby and get married and start a family. She's a very manipulative person who mumped with my emotions way too much and not until this fall did I finally get over everything that happened.

eff that bitch.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

You absolutely don't know that.  If she would hook up with you and that other dude at the same time, there is likely a 3rd and 4th possible father.

True story, for a while I thought Dlew was the new guy she was with based on his first name and me thinking Dlew lived in KC.

[mocat]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

No way she thinks it's yours (or will admit if she does) if she is engaged to the dude.

You are correct, she wouldn't admit it. This is the same dude who she met at P&L less than 2 weeks after we ended the engagement and I moved back to mhk. He's also the dude who treated her like crap multiple times and she would run back to me because I'm too nice and could never tell her to go eff herself when I should have. She's been dying to have a baby and get married and start a family. She's a very manipulative person who mumped with my emotions way too much and not until this fall did I finally get over everything that happened.

eff that bitch.

* but wear protection if you do

[yoga-like_abana]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

It's not yours dude.  She was humping a lot of dudes.

Not a lot, but 1 other dude who she's now engaged to.

You absolutely don't know that.  If she would hook up with you and that other dude at the same time, there is likely a 3rd and 4th possible father.

True story, for a while I thought Dlew was the new guy she was with based on his first name and me thinking Dlew lived in KC.

nice! you and dlew are eskimo brothers

[slobber]

Besides 8mp going to Chicago to see a gal, anyone else using the New Year's Eve to spend some time with a prospective filly? I never did that when I was single, I just went out and partied and then would make out like crazy with some girl that also just went out to party. It is a great evening to make out like crazy with a girl!

[DQ12]

Don't worry man.  I'll do a good job of raising this boy and won't bust your balls about child support or nothin.


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[puniraptor]

she sounds like the kind of person that warrants a phsyical barrier to your DNA

[CNS]

she sounds like the kind of person that warrants a phsyical barrier to your DNA

Like a front door.

[EMAWmeister]

 

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

Don't worry man.  I'll do a good job of raising this boy and won't bust your balls about child support or nothin.


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There is no one on the board that I'd rather have raise my child.

[steve dave]

ERII still loves her and hopes it is his but he knows it's not. NEXT.

[Dugout DickStone]

ERII still loves her and hopes it is his but he knows it's not. NEXT.

yup. But it isn't the guy from the P&L's either.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

ERII still loves her and hopes it is his but he knows it's not. NEXT.

yup. But it isn't the guy from the P&L's either.

There is nothing I want less than a child. No rough ridin' way. No.

It's probably Fanning's kid.

[The Big Train]

Better hope in 10 years little ERII doesn't know how to use Google.

[CNS]

ERII still loves her and hopes it is his but he knows it's not. NEXT.

yup. But it isn't the guy from the P&L's either.

There is nothing I want less than a child. No rough ridin' way. No.

It's probably Fanning's kid.

This is going to make an awkward 5th birthday card

[ChiComCat]

ERIII really dodged a bullet here

[lopakman]

thank god someone pumped some life into this thing..

congrats on the swirl baby ERII

I know right.  I thought this thread was going to die after you ran Fanning off of gE with your 'sarcastic tweet'

[Institutional Control]

Not much you can do, ERII.  If she doesn't want to admit it might be yours, only option is to pursue a legal case for paternity which could be a huge waste of money if it's not your kid.

I was in a similar situation about 20 years ago.

[Asteriskhead]

dude...

[CNS]

Ex banging is a pretty high risk/low reward activity. 

[star seed 7]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

[CNS]

Ell, side by side pics.  You and the kid.  Post them.  Let the board solve this mystery. 

[Asteriskhead]

She was supposed to come to the spring game in april but started acting weird/emotional. Then shortly after that we just stopped seeing each other (distance and going different places in life). This kid is mine isn't it?  Holy eff god damnit.

does she think it is?

We don't speak so I'm not sure. I just saw a pic of the baby and it doesn't look like me so that's a good sign at least.

eff you for bringing that song back to my attention.