How is everyone doing this afternoon?

[Mr Bread]

I took six teaspoons of Metamucil Clear and Natural this morning with my breakfast because I thought it might be good to get more fiber in my diet and now my stomach is in knots.  I do not recommend that anyone try this.

six teaspoons sounds like a lot to start with

I go big, I do not go home.  Sometimes you pay for it.  This is one of those times. 

[CNS]

I took six teaspoons of Metamucil Clear and Natural this morning with my breakfast because I thought it might be good to get more fiber in my diet and now my stomach is in knots.  I do not recommend that anyone try this.

six teaspoons sounds like a lot to start with

I go big, I do not go home.  Sometimes you pay for it.  This is one of those times.

Bread, it seems like you have OD'ed on the stomach version of downers.  In this case you need to do what any solid drug enthusiast would do: balance that crap out with the stomach version of some uppers(exlax).   

Your welcome.

[steve dave]

that actually makes sense?

[CNS]

that actually makes sense?

Which, the cocaine with nap or bread's exlax?

[steve dave]

that actually makes sense?

Which, the cocaine with nap or bread's exlax?

the yay and balance of stomach thing both. the nap is just Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!).

['taterblast]

yeah don't nap

[Dr Rick Daris]

who else thinks bread should immediately go out and throw down six teaspoons of exlax. you know, for science.

[puniraptor]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

[CNS]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

I think Bread and everyone else would be better off if all you negative nancies would just not post with regard to Bread's problem.

[Dr Rick Daris]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

don't worry puni. i totally am a doctor and i say that bread goes for it. you can do it bread!

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I'm doing terrible because I hate my job. Now taking ideas for a new job.

I feel exactly this way every Tuesday. May go back to school to become a horticulturist. You get to be outside planting flowers, right? That sounds nice.

you can come intern for me or just work this summer and see how you like it.

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[Bloodfart]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

don't worry puni. i totally am a doctor and i say that bread goes for it. you can do it bread!

DOOO IT!  DOOOO IT! DOOO IT!

[Mr Bread]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

don't worry puni. i totally am a doctor and i say that bread goes for it. you can do it bread!

DOOO IT!  DOOOO IT! DOOO IT!

No need for laxatives fellas.  I've been four times already today.  Not very productive though.  Mostly just cartoonish amounts of gas.  It's like I'm rough ridin' around with a fog horn in there.  I am sorry to report that on the last go there was the tiniest bit of ass bleeding that I'm hoping was as a result of all the wiping I've done.

[Bloodfart]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

don't worry puni. i totally am a doctor and i say that bread goes for it. you can do it bread!

DOOO IT!  DOOOO IT! DOOO IT!

No need for laxatives fellas.  I've been four times already today.  Not very productive though.  Mostly just cartoonish amounts of gas.  It's like I'm rough ridin' around with a fog horn in there.  I am sorry to report that on the last go there was the tiniest bit of ass bleeding that I'm hoping was as a result of all the wiping I've done.

T's & P'S  Mr Bread

[Mr Bread]

im not a doctor, but i HIGHLY DOUBT that laxatives are the counter to fiber overload. I think you will more likely see a synergystic effect and blow ass like you never have before in your life (without cocaine).

I am majorly in favor of doing this for science though, please report results.

don't worry puni. i totally am a doctor and i say that bread goes for it. you can do it bread!

DOOO IT!  DOOOO IT! DOOO IT!

No need for laxatives fellas.  I've been four times already today.  Not very productive though.  Mostly just cartoonish amounts of gas.  It's like I'm rough ridin' around with a fog horn in there.  I am sorry to report that on the last go there was the tiniest bit of ass bleeding that I'm hoping was as a result of all the wiping I've done.

T's & P'S  Mr Bread

[steve dave]

bread, have you tried drinking? I started drinking again just now and it solved my problem.

[Mr Bread]

bread, have you tried drinking? I started drinking again just now and it solved my problem.

It probably couldn't hurt.  Being drunk and then hungover would definitely help take my mind off my back door troubles. 

[420seriouscat69]

How's everyone doing today you guys? 

[DQ12]

enjoying the last few hours of warm weather! these last two days have been an oasis!

[Emo EMAW]

How's everyone doing today you guys? 

Pretty great Fanning!  You?

[420seriouscat69]

Not bad. My Ames pneumonia is clearing up and my campus director asked me to lunch today to get my opinion on a few agenda items. I thought that was pretty neat. Thanks for asking, Emo.

[420seriouscat69]

Oh, I also got confirmation on a date for Friday. 

[Cartierfor3]

I have a lot to get done, but I'm being super efficient and still BBS'in so I'm doing great.

[steve dave]

BUSY BUT REWARDING DAY!

[Kat Kid]

Oh, I also got confirmation on a date for Friday. 

IOWAN?