Woke up this morning and am still melting down

[CNS]

A lot of it is Hoiberg's teams just don't foul much. They didn't last year either. Its how they play defense.

they don't really play much defense.  that's another thing that's frustrating about last night.

Yeah. Our true frosh out-of-control PG gets one uncontested layup after another, and McGruder can't solve the mystery of the ISU Olé D for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, there is an invisible barrier 15 ft from the hoop that is to Will Spradling as a condom is to sperm. Slash to the hoop two dribbles RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT! Swing pass! Breeeeeaaathe...

to be fair, he is very good at recognizing the triggers of his panic attacks and ultimately avoiding fainting by removing himself from said triggers. 

[SdK]

A lot of it is Hoiberg's teams just don't foul much. They didn't last year either. Its how they play defense.

they don't really play much defense.  that's another thing that's frustrating about last night.

Yeah. Our true frosh out-of-control PG gets one uncontested layup after another, and McGruder can't solve the mystery of the ISU Olé D for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, there is an invisible barrier 15 ft from the hoop that is to Will Spradling as a condom is to sperm. Slash to the hoop two dribbles RETREAT! RETREAT! RETREAT! Swing pass! Breeeeeaaathe...

to be fair, he is very good at recognizing the triggers of his panic attacks and ultimately avoiding fainting by removing himself from said triggers. 

Royce White laughs at Will.

[Fuktard]

my gut is still incredibly wrenched.

[wetwillie]

I need some TSC healing tonight from the hawks.

[kso_FAN]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

[michigancat]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Only MU did better than us against them.

[kso_FAN]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Only MU did better than us against them.

Yeah, a very dramatic switch from last year when they were last in the Big 12 at 1.11 PPP. I was very surprised to see them at .98 PPP this year, but its the major reason they are 6-3. I have to give Hoiberg a ton of credit, he's got those guys playing well, much better than I anticipated, even with the talent.

[kougar24]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Fair enough. My Spradling mockery still stands. Spradling has yet to meet a D he couldn't penetrate halfway before scrambling back to the comfort of the backcourt.

[420seriouscat69]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Fair enough. My Spradling mockery still stands. Spradling has yet to meet a filly he couldn't penetrate .

FYP 

[kougar24]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Fair enough. My Spradling mockery still stands. Spradling has yet to meet a filly he couldn't penetrate .

FYP 

[420seriouscat69]

FYI, ISU has the 2nd best defense in the league in league games.

Fair enough. My Spradling mockery still stands. Spradling has yet to meet a filly he couldn't penetrate .

FYP 

Oh man