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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #225 on: June 13, 2014, 09:04:45 AM »
Meg Myers   :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #226 on: June 13, 2014, 09:14:55 AM »
Meg Myers   :horrorsurprise:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #227 on: June 13, 2014, 09:22:23 AM »
lykke li (uptown theater) amex presale going on right now

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #228 on: June 13, 2014, 12:32:15 PM »
while i strangely enjoy iggy, she's not a singer, fanning.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #230 on: July 24, 2014, 10:20:12 AM »
has tracyanne campbell from camera obscura been taken? maybe more of a voice for fall and winter.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #231 on: July 24, 2014, 10:41:11 AM »
Iggy reminds me of one of the Wayans brothers from the movie White Chicks.  I can't get passed it.  Iggy Azalea has to be a Wayans brother that we don't know about and there is a Johnsonville brat dangling where everyone thinks is muff town.  She isn't in the murda bizness but the tuckin bizness of hiding weiner.  When she sings/raps: "Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back"...she really means her balls.  She then states: "Champagne spillin', you should taste that"...she is literally talking about the golden shower that sprays from her sausage and taters. 
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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #232 on: July 24, 2014, 10:44:16 AM »
 :curse: No you didn't, blumps! NO YOU rough ridin', DIDN'T!  :shakesfist:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #233 on: July 24, 2014, 10:47:04 AM »
God I had missed Blumpz.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #234 on: July 24, 2014, 10:47:27 AM »
:curse: No you didn't, blumps! NO YOU rough ridin', DIDN'T!  :shakesfist:

I didn't...the flesh rocket hidden between her legs did though.
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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #235 on: July 24, 2014, 10:49:46 AM »
:curse: No you didn't, blumps! NO YOU rough ridin', DIDN'T!  :shakesfist:

I didn't...the flesh rocket hidden between her legs did though.
What did you say, bro?!


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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #236 on: July 24, 2014, 10:55:26 AM »
blumpz, i will be watching closely to see how you handle this... :Yoda:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #237 on: July 24, 2014, 10:56:04 AM »
Iggy is icky.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #238 on: July 24, 2014, 11:00:34 AM »
:curse: No you didn't, blumps! NO YOU rough ridin', DIDN'T!  :shakesfist:

I didn't...the flesh rocket hidden between her legs did though.
What did you say, bro?!



Intersting to see a giant shlong behind Nick Young in that photo.  Since he is dating Iggy, I have solved the mystery.  Since Iggy is really a Wayans and Nick Young looks like a Wayans...they are really pulling a magic trick like Christian Bale in The Prestige where Iggy and Nick are really brothers and the magic trick is really their entire life.  The magic trick is just Iggy packing an elongated external vagina (known as a penis) instead of the real vagina we all think she has.  The trick is always in the vagina.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 11:05:02 AM by KSUblumpkin »
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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #239 on: July 24, 2014, 11:02:36 AM »
Iggy is icky.
You think the Wendy's girl is hott. Your point is moot.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2014, 11:13:52 AM by WackyCat08 »

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #240 on: July 24, 2014, 11:03:34 AM »
:curse: No you didn't, blumps! NO YOU rough ridin', DIDN'T!  :shakesfist:

I didn't...the flesh rocket hidden between her legs did though.
What did you say, bro?!



Intersting to see a giant shlong behind Nick Young in that photo.  Since he is dating Iggy, I have solved the mystery.  Since Iggy is really a Wayans and Nick Young looks like a Wayans...they are really pulling a magic trick like Christian Bale in The Prestige where the Iggy and Nick are really brothers and the magic trick is really there entire life.  The magic trick is just Iggy packing a elongated external vagina (known as a penis).
:curse: :bang:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #241 on: July 24, 2014, 11:08:59 AM »
Iggy then writes:

"I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this."
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is
And my flow Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), they speak it depart it"

Which is more evidence re: balls and crank and how Nick is in on the Jared Leto from Dallas Buyers Club magic trick.
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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #242 on: July 24, 2014, 11:09:13 AM »
Iggy is icky.
You think the Wedy's girl is hott. Your point is moot.
You think Wacky's girl is hot.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #243 on: July 24, 2014, 11:10:11 AM »
Iggy is icky.
You think the Wedy's girl is hott. Your point is moot.
You think Wacky's girl is hot.
Whoa. Watch yourself.

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #244 on: July 24, 2014, 11:10:47 AM »

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #245 on: July 24, 2014, 11:12:32 AM »
Iggy is icky.
You think the Wedy's girl is hott. Your point is moot.
You think Wacky's girl is hot.
Whoa. Watch yourself.
It wasn't meant as a cut down. I've never seen her. Wendy's and Wacky's both start with W. So I used hour sentence and changed one word. Again, it's just how my brain works. Not a shot fired. One love. :D

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #246 on: July 24, 2014, 11:13:33 AM »
Ok.  :cheers:

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #248 on: July 24, 2014, 11:14:30 AM »

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Re: Favorite Chick Singer?
« Reply #249 on: July 24, 2014, 11:16:32 AM »
I am just messing though Wacky.  I knew it would get a rise out of you and I figured it was my way of saying hello because first things first I'm a realist.

Sidenote: I actually had to google the song lyrics.
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