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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #625 on: January 16, 2013, 12:56:52 PM »

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #627 on: January 20, 2013, 10:04:44 PM »
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #628 on: January 21, 2013, 08:01:52 AM »
I'm glad you can find the humor in that WW.

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #630 on: January 21, 2013, 11:35:32 AM »
DubDub, for a second I thought you were posting that picture because it said "Shell Yeah". Made sense why it'd be in the bloodfart thread, ya know?

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #631 on: January 21, 2013, 12:01:14 PM »
Shell yeah!

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
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« Reply #633 on: January 21, 2013, 12:29:59 PM »

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #634 on: January 21, 2013, 12:39:32 PM »


Should have used this instead of the caulkin gif.
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #635 on: January 24, 2013, 10:12:55 AM »

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #636 on: January 25, 2013, 12:31:05 PM »
It is really hard for me to watch that.
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #637 on: January 25, 2013, 12:35:18 PM »
It is really hard for me to watch that.

Well if it helps the matador was going to plunge that sword into the animal.  Notice the spear thingys and blood running down its back?  The dumbass knew the risks involved.

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« Reply #638 on: January 25, 2013, 12:39:54 PM »

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The result of the injury was a punctured tongue, a fractured hard palate, a fractured upper maxilla and several broken teeth.  Doctors at Las Ventas operated on Aparicio for an hour and performed an emergency tracheotomy to stabilize him.  He was transferred to the October 12 Hospital in Madrid where he underwent six hours of surgery to repair his fractured jaw. He left the intensive care unit on May 24 after recovering from surgery. He went back to the hospital in critical condition on May 28 due to acute respiratory failure that required ventilation through a breathing tube due to swelling from an infection.  He left the hospital on June 6 after recovering once again.

After the accident, Aparicio fired his manager Simon Casas who had said in an interview that Aparicio would not be able to psychologically recover so quickly. Aparicio made a return to bullfighting in Pontevedra on August 1, ten weeks after the accident.
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #639 on: January 25, 2013, 01:04:24 PM »
Ten weeks after the accident? My math is not good.

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #640 on: January 25, 2013, 02:58:07 PM »
It is really hard for me to watch that.

Well if it helps the matador was going to plunge that sword into the animal.  Notice the spear thingys and blood running down its back?  The dumbass knew the risks involved.

Oh, I know.  I am rooting for the bull.  But, for some reason that image makes me all oogy inside.  Like watching theismann's leg break.
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #642 on: January 29, 2013, 09:58:33 AM »


holy crap.  those people had to have died, right?


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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #644 on: January 29, 2013, 10:07:19 AM »

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #645 on: January 29, 2013, 10:20:43 AM »


holy crap.  those people had to have died, right?

Apparently nobody died.

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“What he told me is that he was squished between the bar, the chair, and the car,” Diaz said. “And just a millimeter more and he would be dead.”

Pffft.  Apparently there was an expert on bar squishings involved in the accident.  What are the chances?  Crazy world we live in. 
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #646 on: January 29, 2013, 10:25:23 AM »
They all looked pretty squishy.  :dunno:

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #647 on: January 29, 2013, 10:46:22 AM »
They all looked pretty squishy.  :dunno:

The guy knew that had he been squished just one single millimeter more he would have died.  Certain rough ridin' death.  He's obviously a rough ridin' expert.  Not just anybody can make such a precise determination.  I mean if he weren't an expert on the subject then he would just be some fat rough ridin' moron who got squished by a truck in a bar and made up his own "millimeter away from death" diagnosis to play up his incredibly pud accident.  Clearly that's not what was going on. 
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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #648 on: January 29, 2013, 12:01:37 PM »
They all looked pretty squishy.  :dunno:

The guy knew that had he been squished just one single millimeter more he would have died.  Certain rough ridin' death.  He's obviously a rough ridin' expert.  Not just anybody can make such a precise determination.  I mean if he weren't an expert on the subject then he would just be some fat rough ridin' moron who got squished by a truck in a bar and made up his own "millimeter away from death" diagnosis to play up his incredibly pud accident.  Clearly that's not what was going on.

Maybe what he meant was that he landed extremely close to a sharp thing pointed at his neck or eyeball or something. JFC guys get off this bar patron's back.

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Re: hellhammer/bloodfart master thread
« Reply #649 on: January 29, 2013, 12:17:47 PM »
Never pictured soccer player and skier mocat for a fat bar patron.  :horrorsurprise: