should rick daris go to tokyo

[michigancat]

you're a rough ridin' pussy.  get a can of orange spray paint and a case of busch light.  after the wife leaves for work in the morning spray paint "i'm a giant pussy" on your garage door.  then sit in your basement and drink your case of beer by yourself.  after it's gone, sit on a 5 gallon bucket and stare at the concrete foundation wall until your wife gets home.  let her punish you.  then go to bed.

i don't like orange. i do like busch light. my wife does not work. i am a pussy and i do have a garage. i do sometimes drink beer by myself. i do not have a 5 gallon bucket. i do have a basement that is half finished with visible concrete in the unfinished part. i do go to bed. 6 out of 9, really pretty amazing. 

[Tobias]

you're a rough ridin' pussy.  get a can of orange spray paint and a case of busch light.  after the wife leaves for work in the morning spray paint "i'm a giant pussy" on your garage door.  then sit in your basement and drink your case of beer by yourself.  after it's gone, sit on a 5 gallon bucket and stare at the concrete foundation wall until your wife gets home.  let her punish you.  then go to bed.

i don't like orange. i do like busch light. my wife does not work. i am a pussy and i do have a garage. i do sometimes drink beer by myself. i do not have a 5 gallon bucket. i do have a basement that is half finished with visible concrete in the unfinished part. i do go to bed. 6 out of 9, really pretty amazing.  

sounds like it might be a fun way to burn a sick day or something, i dunno.  especially if your job is less fun than pounding a case of busch light.  it's no tokyo, but i don't think aa serves busch light

[Rams]

you're a rough ridin' pussy.  get a can of orange spray paint and a case of busch light.  after the wife leaves for work in the morning spray paint "i'm a giant pussy" on your garage door.  then sit in your basement and drink your case of beer by yourself.  after it's gone, sit on a 5 gallon bucket and stare at the concrete foundation wall until your wife gets home.  let her punish you.  then go to bed.

I enjoyed this.

Also, this thread is really making me hate my children.  eff you guys. 

[sys]

rdaris, i don't think you should go to tokyo.

[Dr Rick Daris]

rdaris, i don't think you should go to tokyo.

oh crap why not

[sys]

rdaris, i don't think you should go to tokyo.

oh crap why not

i don't like asians or japanese.  aren't you part japanese or something?

[Dr Rick Daris]

rdaris, i don't think you should go to tokyo.

oh crap why not

i don't like asians or japanese.  aren't you part japanese or something?

possibly. it's a family question mark that i'd personally like to leave left that way because it's either that or part italian and i'd probably have to punch myself in the face if i knew for a fact that i was part italian.

[sys]

i'd love to be part italian.  oh well.

[kim carnes]

go to Mumbai (India)

[Saulbadguy]

video games

[kim carnes]

go to Bali (Indonesia)

[kim carnes]

go to Seychelles, and then report back how you liked it.

[Dr Rick Daris]

i'd love to be part italian.  oh well.

well i guess we can no longer be friends. italians are a line in the sand for me. and the sand is an italians face and the line is my fist. and i am vigorously drawing the line over and over again and doing it in a very hey i'm in your face and i don't like you kind of way.

[Dr Rick Daris]

go to Seychelles, and then report back how you liked it.

this and your other requests are not directs out of dfw or ord. i only want directs.

[kim carnes]

go to Tangier

edit: misspelled Tangier

[sys]

well i guess we can no longer be friends. italians are a line in the sand for me. and the sand is an italians face and the line is my fist. and i am vigorously drawing the line over and over again and doing it in a very hey i'm in your face and i don't like you kind of way.

why not go to italy and see if you can trace your family history?  if you can't then you'll know that you're probably japanese.

[michigancat]

It's like the weird guy at work told me: Italian food and German cars, not the other way around.

I really need a weird guy at work thread.

[wetwillie]

Think of the pokemon safari. You won't be sorry.

[Dr Rick Daris]

well i guess we can no longer be friends. italians are a line in the sand for me. and the sand is an italians face and the line is my fist. and i am vigorously drawing the line over and over again and doing it in a very hey i'm in your face and i don't like you kind of way.

why not go to italy and see if you can trace your family history?  if you can't then you'll know that you're probably japanese.

it was an asian rail road worker and then a birth certificate showed up when someone died and then the thought moved to a rogue italian. there was some mexican debate in the middle. i will jump up to hug the mexican or asian possibility but will never recognize the italian if it comes to be so. it'd be like the person that found out that he/she was birthed out of a rape or whatever. i'm here and i'm happy but i have nothing to do w/ "that".  also i mean actual italians and not italian americans. they're cool. obv.

[kim carnes]

It's like the weird guy at work told me: Italian food and German cars, not the other way around.

I really need a weird guy at work thread.

yep, there are no good car makers in italy

[sys]

it was an asian rail road worker and then a birth certificate showed up when someone died and then the thought moved to a rogue italian. there was some mexican debate in the middle. i will jump up to hug the mexican or asian possibility but will never recognize the italian if it comes to be so. it'd be like the person that found out that he/she was birthed out of a rape or whatever. i'm here and i'm happy but i have nothing to do w/ "that".  also i mean actual italians and not italian americans. they're cool. obv.

that doesn't make any sense at all, if i'm following your story.  this italian rogue that raped your family would have been an italian-american, unless it happened in mexico or asia.  irregardless, you admit that he was a rogue, so you shouldn't blame normal italians.

[Dr Rick Daris]

it was an asian rail road worker and then a birth certificate showed up when someone died and then the thought moved to a rogue italian. there was some mexican debate in the middle. i will jump up to hug the mexican or asian possibility but will never recognize the italian if it comes to be so. it'd be like the person that found out that he/she was birthed out of a rape or whatever. i'm here and i'm happy but i have nothing to do w/ "that".  also i mean actual italians and not italian americans. they're cool. obv.

that doesn't make any sense at all, if i'm following your story.  this italian rogue that raped your family would have been an italian-american, unless it happened in mexico or asia.  irregardless, you admit that he was a rogue, so you shouldn't blame normal italians.

i don't blame the possible rogue raping italian for anything. he's all fine in my book. bygones, etc. i just don't like italians that live in italy. they are an ugly, mean spirited group of people.  the ones that i have been around i am pretty sure that i could have taken, but i'm just way to nice of a person to do that. they are cheap, generic, unfunny people that in general have no redeeming qualities. i am sorry for having to spell it out like this but it is a fact. i don't mean to hurt the feelings of anybody here.

[sys]

well, you have hurt my feelings.  i like italians (not italian-americans,obv). 

[Dr Rick Daris]

well, you have hurt my feelings.  i like italians (not italian-americans,obv). 

well i guess it just "is what it is" and this is something that we "just can't get past". i respect your opinions and you are one of my favorite people here... but we are no longer "friends". good luck to you and all of your future endeavors. i mean that.

[jtksu]

I dig Italian-American ladies, just not the ones who act too Italian.  Also, most of my negative opinions of the stereotypical IA's comes from trashy reality tv.  (Those mob wives terrify me.)