Author Topic: Frankites and Tucks (Read 9357 times)

gatoveintisiete · « **on:** January 24, 2012, 08:13:54 PM »

I'm having a hard time squaring this, maybe you Frankites can help. Frank is clearly a tuck, yet this boards staunchest Frankites are equally anti-tuck, wtf? Either some of you people are closet tucks, you don't love Frank as much as you say, or in an attempt to be really edgey you have thrown consistency of doctrine completely out the window. Which is it?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #1 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:25:51 PM »

Yeah, a Cuban American, former bouncer with a black wife who hires an AAU coach to be asst. Coach for $420k is a real tuck.

kso_FAN · « **Reply #2 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:27:13 PM »

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:30:04 PM »

The frank you discuss is a facade. Non-tuck frankites understand this.

Sent from my MB611 using Tapatalk

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:30:45 PM »

1. Frank is not a tuck. If he convinces the tucks he's a tuck, he's doing his job.
2. Caring about the players and emphasizing "teaching them to be men" does not make Frank a tuck.
3. Frank constantly calls our players FP TC etc., on national TV, with the cameras on him. This is not tuck.
4. Frank has leveraged his job multiple times- not tuck.

Feel free to add to this manifesto.

stunted · « **Reply #5 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:33:02 PM »

Is this thread going as planned?

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:38:28 PM »

Quote from: CartierFor3 on January 24, 2012, 08:30:45 PM

1. Frank is not a tuck. If he convinces the tucks he's a tuck, he's doing his job.
2. Caring about the players and emphasizing "teaching them to be men" does not make Frank a tuck.
3. Frank constantly calls our players FP TC etc., on national TV, with the cameras on him. This is not tuck.
4. Frank has leverage his job multiple times- not tuck.

Feel free to add to this manifesto.

5. Frank pounds the recruiting circuit, both Prep and AAU.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:43:34 PM »

apparently we need Belvis to start another "what is a tuck" thread. jfc

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #8 on:** January 24, 2012, 08:52:21 PM »

Sound like a bunch of tuck defenders to me.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:01:09 PM »

Quote from: gatoveintisiete on January 24, 2012, 08:52:21 PM

Sound like a bunch of tuck defenders to me.

You can't seriously be this stupid. You're trying to be cool and bbs and get under people's skin right? I mean, you can't be this stupid.

puniraptor · « **Reply #10 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:04:46 PM »

6. Frank bitches out media types hilariously. ISNT THAT WHAT YOU WANTED. GOOD JOB.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #11 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:39:53 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 24, 2012, 08:25:51 PM

Yeah, a Cuban American, former bouncer with a black wife who hires an AAU coach to be asst. Coach for $420k is a real tuck.

These are precisely the attributes and behaviors of a tuck trying to dust the trail, he is not fooling me.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #12 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:45:15 PM »

Quote from: puniraptor on January 24, 2012, 09:04:46 PM

6. Frank bitches out media types hilariously. ISNT THAT WHAT YOU WANTED. GOOD JOB.

defending his sr. point guard with that much vigor= tuck

wetwillie · « **Reply #13 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:45:55 PM »

Nothing says tuck like rubbing elbows with pitbull.

CHONGS · « **Reply #14 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:46:57 PM »

Three symbols:

FT%

/thread

CNS · « **Reply #15 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:50:11 PM »

1. CHECK YOUR SOURCES - #NoTuck

2. hitting Energy - #NoTuck

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #16 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on January 24, 2012, 09:46:57 PM

Three symbols:

FT%

/thread

Lock it mods

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #17 on:** January 24, 2012, 09:59:07 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on January 24, 2012, 09:50:11 PM

1. CHECK YOUR SOURCES - #NoTuck

2. hitting Energy - #NoTuck

ahhmm..... Woody Hayes was a tuck too FYI

mcmwcat · « **Reply #18 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:00:27 PM »

mocat · « **Reply #19 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:03:16 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on January 24, 2012, 09:45:55 PM

Nothing says tuck like rubbing elbows with pitbull.

Great post.

LilSmokyMcIntyre · « **Reply #20 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on January 24, 2012, 08:38:28 PM

5. Frank pounds the recruiting circuit, both Prep and AAU.

7. Frank pounds strippers with his fingers. Not a tuck.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #21 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:09:29 PM »

Quote from: LilSmokyMcIntyre on January 24, 2012, 10:04:54 PM

Quote from: Limestone on January 24, 2012, 08:38:28 PM

5. Frank pounds the recruiting circuit, both Prep and AAU.

7. Frank pounds strippers with his fingers. Not a tuck.

Are you seriously going to act like tucks aren't hypocrites that fingerbang strippers when their wives aren't watchin', IS THIS WHAT I AM TO BELIEVE?

RightMeow · « **Reply #22 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:13:39 PM »

8. F-bombing Angel in the quietness that is Intrust Bank Arena after Bob Huggins out-coaches him? Not Tuck. A an old racist friend of mind would call this "madd n!$$3rish", in fact.

Also, finger-banging strippers is pure tuck. Doing heroin with the stripper that just gave you a suckjob "off the premises"? Not tuck. Frank can/would/probably has done this.

gatoveintisiete · « **Reply #23 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:14:07 PM »

Quote from: mocat on January 24, 2012, 10:03:16 PM

Quote from: wetwillie on January 24, 2012, 09:45:55 PM
Nothing says tuck like rubbing elbows with pitbull.

Great post.

That was incredible, best I ever saw.

LilSmokyMcIntyre · « **Reply #24 on:** January 24, 2012, 10:19:14 PM »

Quote from: RightMeow on January 24, 2012, 10:13:39 PM

8. F-bombing Angel in the quietness that is Intrust Bank Arena after Bob Huggins out-coaches him? Not Tuck. A an old racist friend of mind would call this "madd n!$$3rish", in fact.

Also, finger-banging strippers is pure tuck. Doing heroin with the stripper that just gave you a suckjob "off the premises"? Not tuck. Frank can/would/probably has done this.

I think you have to assume that happened after Frank found that she was a warm 98.6