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Offline Kat Kid

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Making out with your dog
« on: January 07, 2012, 11:16:07 AM »
Thoughts?


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Re: Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2012, 11:29:56 AM »
If it is your family dog, that is bestiality and incest. If it is someone else's dog, it's just bestiality. Either way, yuck.

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2012, 11:31:34 AM »
It's fine.

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 11:31:49 AM »
gross

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 11:32:42 AM »
they lick their balls and then kiss you.  it's like you're kissing their balls.  gross.

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2012, 11:35:11 AM »
adorable. but you need a dyson vacuum. steve dave hates dogs.
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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2012, 11:35:22 AM »
disgusting and weird
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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 11:37:19 AM »
I love dogs but not in a physical way

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 12:37:26 PM »
Thoughts?

what kind of dog, how did you get it and what tricks does it know?
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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 12:46:50 PM »
Is getting a dog at the pound with the specific goal of making out with it better, worse, or the same as hiring a hooker?

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 03:03:35 PM »
 :bait: pigaggies.  Do they know about this board and the other non-football topics we discuss?  Well, hope this gets them here for more profits.

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 03:27:20 PM »
gross.

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2012, 07:15:56 PM »
Thoughts?

what kind of dog, how did you get it and what tricks does it know?

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go to your home (in to the pen for the day)
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go get your treat (goes to the pantry and picks one treat out of the bowl)
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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2012, 07:25:47 PM »
make it ring a bell when it wants a little love.  then it'd be ok.
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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2012, 07:54:20 PM »
my dog licks my face but I squeeze my lips as hard as I can

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #15 on: January 07, 2012, 09:29:28 PM »
my dog licks my face but I squeeze my lips as hard as I can

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2012, 10:44:46 PM »
considering it's a Pomeranian, you probably have other sexual issues to work through. I say, as long as you're not hurting anyone or anything - this world needs a little more love in it.  If you and a dog is what it takes - go for it.    :thumbsup:

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Re: Making out with your dog
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 10:58:00 AM »
dogs are disgusting.  although i bet tim fitzgerald has made out with a few dogs after so long saloon closes back at the old deep purple offices.  the dude is a creep.


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