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There is a lesson to be learned here
« on: January 07, 2012, 12:29:39 AM »
Despite losing, somehow, to a horrible Arkansas Squad there was one positive.

We all met and fell in love with Pondwater Jack. He taught me so much about BBSing and how we can spread our Gospel of greatness to even the dumbest of fan bases. Pondwater Jack showed me what Goemawing can do to a person. Obviously we failed with most of the pig aggies, and I take that responsibility on myself. Had I BBSed with them perhaps a little harder they may have learned the craft and trade. Alas, I have failed you.

Pondwater Jack...don't you ever leave.  :cheers:


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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2012, 12:32:17 AM »
pondwater jack is a shitty poster. absolute crap.  I mean maybe other 50+  year old white men find his shtick amusing i dunno.  It's like a robot posting about stuff old men fantasize about being funny.

i don't care if he was a kstate or an arkansas fan he's terrible.

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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2012, 12:33:19 AM »
i never really "got it". i dunno, some stuff was ok. But i avoided that one thread like the plague.
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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2012, 12:34:16 AM »
pondwater jack is a shitty poster. absolute crap.  I mean maybe other 50+  year old mean find his shtick amusing i dunno.  It's like a robot posting about stuff old men fantasize about being funny.

i don't care if he was a kstate or an arkansas fan he's terrible.

you just typed 110% of what I was thinking.  I mean, you said it like 10% betther than I could.

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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2012, 12:37:00 AM »
I FELL IN LOVE WITH PONDWATER JACK
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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2012, 12:40:09 AM »
A "HORRIBLE" team that had it's only 2 losses come to teams in the BCS title game?

You guys are rough ridin' stupid. Seriously  :ksu:

I mean look how rough ridin' gay your mascot looks....

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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2012, 01:05:13 AM »
Despite losing, somehow, to a horrible Arkansas Squad there was one positive.

We all met and fell in love with Pondwater Jack. He taught me so much about BBSing and how we can spread our Gospel of greatness to even the dumbest of fan bases. Pondwater Jack showed me what Goemawing can do to a person. Obviously we failed with most of the pig aggies, and I take that responsibility on myself. Had I BBSed with them perhaps a little harder they may have learned the craft and trade. Alas, I have failed you.

Pondwater Jack...don't you ever leave.  :cheers:

Ah, the lesson to be learned. Where should I start?

1- GFYS
2- repeat step 1
3- realize your delusional perception of your program is really just MWC worthy at best
4- repeat steps 1-3, you rough ridin' classless, arrogant, pieces of rough ridin' trash.
5- GFYS again.
6- Go Hogs
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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2012, 01:50:55 AM »
I FELL IN LOVE WITH PONDWATER JACK
I am flabbered.  I know that alex has a spot for me in his heart and so does Midnight SPirite Cats. 

Since the game is over I'll have to reevalute whether I'm still needed here. 

There ain't a bored in the SEC that will have me so you got that goin for you.  I am basically trash jsut about everwhere.  But I got the wanderlust.  Had it since i was a kid. 

You see.  My hat don't hang on the same rail to long.  and when it comes to bein at a place for a while it's kinda like music.  My ears caint stand to hear the same old song. 

I know that some here don't like me yet.  If someone said I ever gave a damn well I'd say they damn sure told you wrong. 

I've had ramblin fever all along. 

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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2012, 02:16:32 AM »
pondwater jack is a shitty poster. absolute crap.  I mean maybe other 50+  year old white men find his shtick amusing i dunno.  It's like a robot posting about stuff old men fantasize about being funny.

i don't care if he was a kstate or an arkansas fan he's terrible.
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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2012, 02:22:53 AM »
No. There is no lesson.



Kan'tsas State lost.

Its in the history books for as long as this country will continue to exist.


That Kan'tsas State lost to The pride of the South, the Arkansas Razorbacks, 29-16 on 01/06/2012.

History has spoken!!! Kan'tsas lost to these guys:


God man. How do you live with the shame? (I mean I know you have practice and all being Kan'tsas State fans, but still. Damn.)




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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2012, 02:29:31 AM »
No. There is no lesson.



Kan'tsas State lost.

Its in the history books for as long as this country will continue to exist.


That Kan'tsas State lost to The pride of the South, the Arkansas Razorbacks, 29-16 on 01/06/2012.

History has spoken!!! Kan'tsas lost to these guys:


God man. How do you live with the shame? (I mean I know you have practice and all being Kan'tsas State fans, but still. Damn.)




is that Jesco White?
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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2012, 02:42:07 AM »
I believe that thar be Slick Willy an his Brother.

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Re: There is a lesson to be learned here
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2012, 02:48:58 AM »
pondwater jack is a shitty poster. absolute crap.  I mean maybe other 50+  year old white men find his shtick amusing i dunno.  It's like a robot posting about stuff old men fantasize about being funny.

i don't care if he was a kstate or an arkansas fan he's terrible.
fair enough. 

But what is BBSing?  what does that mean.  I haven't had a computer for but a year or so. 

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