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Headline Predictions
« on: January 04, 2012, 03:18:32 PM »
Sunflower Showdown Ends in Disgrace
Jamar Samuels "mushes" Thomas Robinson after the Wildcats take a 15 point lead late in the 2nd half.


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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2012, 03:23:36 PM »
Front Page
COTTON BOWL LOOMS LARGE!
Kansas State Prepares For Epic Main Stage Matchup

Page Two
KU and KState Played A Baketball Game On Regional Television Or Something Apparently

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 03:24:14 PM »
Boeing Jets Wichita
Also, KU beats KSU again.

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 03:24:45 PM »
Puerto Rican Paragon
Angel Rodriguez leads 'cats to victory despite Snyder's wishes.

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 03:28:31 PM »
Thomas  Robinson's Double-Double Isn't Enough
to bring his mother back to life. Jayhawks still win.

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 03:28:40 PM »
Let Freedom Ring!

Thomas Robinson & Tyshawn Taylor sneak onto Kansas State Team Bus as it leaves Lawrence, escape clutches of angry racist mob after K-State wins by double digits.

"I just want those kids to be free, we'll welcome them and give them a home" says Kansas State head coach Frank Martin

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 03:32:25 PM »
ON ANGEL'S WINGS
A Late Three Pointer Seals Game For Cats

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 03:35:05 PM »
No Seat is Safe!
Two court-side ticket holders seriously injured after loose-ball collision with Kansas State's Will Spradling

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 03:36:46 PM »
T-Rouble!


Bill Self threatens family members of Thomas Robinson moments after he fouls out late in loss to Kansas State




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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2012, 03:41:46 PM »
Guardian Angel!

Kansas State Freshman Guard pulls several people from rubble when catwalk collapses during basketball game

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2012, 03:53:32 PM »
ON ANGEL'S WINGS
A Late Three Pointer Seals Game For Cats

Will take

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2012, 03:58:32 PM »
Gipson Heralded as Hero in AFH

Kansas State Freshman Thomas Gipson uses his guns to protect Tyshawn Taylor from Angry Mob, after he commits his 16th turnover in the 1st half.  

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2012, 04:03:17 PM »
ZZZZZZZZZZZZIP!!!

'Cats zip up Seff, KU; fanning zips it down in 9A, arrested

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 04:19:29 PM »
ANGELS & DENMONS
RODRIGUEZ LIFTS CATS TO VICTORY IN LAWRENCE; MARCUS DENMON APPARENTLY WAS THERE ALSO TO WATCH, NOT AS PLAYER, BUT AS SPECTATOR

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 04:28:07 PM »
T-IMMOBILE!
Cell phone carriers crash in Johnson County as KU fans Swamp Lines asking K-State Friends What They Thought of "Atmosphere"
"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 04:31:19 PM »
Peeeee U
Even Jayhawk fans admit AFH smells after team stinks it up against K-State

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2012, 04:33:19 PM »
KSU Seals Victory Late

With High Flying Performance of Jordan Henriquez.  Consecutive Rejections & Dunking on Bitches Proves too much for Jayhawks to Overcome  


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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2012, 04:35:31 PM »
ZZZZZZZZZZZZIP!!!

'Cats zip up Seff, KU; fanning zips it down in 9A, arrested


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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2012, 04:44:00 PM »
T-IMMOBILE!
Cell phone carriers crash in Johnson County as KU fans Swamp Lines asking K-State Friends What They Thought of "Atmosphere"

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2012, 04:47:02 PM »
TOUGH BREAK!

fanning gets femur broken by ex's sister in stands as KU wins in Lawrence

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2012, 04:57:13 PM »
T-ROBBED!

Last-second goal-tending call on KU's Robinson lets Cats escape with 68-67 win

Related: KU play-by-play announcer Davis rushed to hospital with apparent stroke suffered in closing moments of game.

Also see: Referee Curtis Shaw beaten severely by angry mob of KU fans in AFH parking lot after game.
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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
Blue Bloods
Teammates and gang bangers Robinson and Taylor bring guns to game versus K-State and shoot and kill hundreds of fans in the stands then sell crack in the parking lot to remaining living fans who are nothing but homeless druggies


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2012, 05:36:04 PM »
WOW!!!

Dave Armstrong gets a surprise induction into kubball HOF at half time.  KSU fans that don't like it can kiss michigancat's ass.

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Re: Headline Predictions
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2012, 09:10:20 PM »
Alley-Oops!!!!!

Thunder dunk by McGruder not enough to overcome K-State looking ahead to national powers Missouri and Baylor.  KU bench celebrates awkwardly on every basket.