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SwiftCat · « **on:** January 04, 2012, 03:18:32 PM »

Sunflower Showdown Ends in Disgrace
Jamar Samuels "mushes" Thomas Robinson after the Wildcats take a 15 point lead late in the 2nd half.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:23:36 PM »

Front Page
COTTON BOWL LOOMS LARGE!
Kansas State Prepares For Epic Main Stage Matchup

Page Two
KU and KState Played A Baketball Game On Regional Television Or Something Apparently

OK_Cat · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:24:14 PM »

Boeing Jets Wichita
Also, KU beats KSU again.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:24:45 PM »

Puerto Rican Paragon
Angel Rodriguez leads 'cats to victory despite Snyder's wishes.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:28:31 PM »

Thomas Robinson's Double-Double Isn't Enough
to bring his mother back to life. Jayhawks still win.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:28:40 PM »

Let Freedom Ring!

Thomas Robinson & Tyshawn Taylor sneak onto Kansas State Team Bus as it leaves Lawrence, escape clutches of angry racist mob after K-State wins by double digits.

"I just want those kids to be free, we'll welcome them and give them a home" says Kansas State head coach Frank Martin

ben ji · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:32:25 PM »

ON ANGEL'S WINGS
A Late Three Pointer Seals Game For Cats

SwiftCat · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:35:05 PM »

No Seat is Safe!
Two court-side ticket holders seriously injured after loose-ball collision with Kansas State's Will Spradling

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:36:46 PM »

T-Rouble!

Bill Self threatens family members of Thomas Robinson moments after he fouls out late in loss to Kansas State

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:41:46 PM »

Guardian Angel!

Kansas State Freshman Guard pulls several people from rubble when catwalk collapses during basketball game

Sandstone Outcropping · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:53:32 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on January 04, 2012, 03:32:25 PM

ON ANGEL'S WINGS
A Late Three Pointer Seals Game For Cats

Will take

KsJoey · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:58:32 PM »

Gipson Heralded as Hero in AFH

Kansas State Freshman Thomas Gipson uses his guns to protect Tyshawn Taylor from Angry Mob, after he commits his 16th turnover in the 1st half.

Trim · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:03:17 PM »

ZZZZZZZZZZZZIP!!!

'Cats zip up Seff, KU; fanning zips it down in 9A, arrested

mocat · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:19:29 PM »

ANGELS & DENMONS
RODRIGUEZ LIFTS CATS TO VICTORY IN LAWRENCE; MARCUS DENMON APPARENTLY WAS THERE ALSO TO WATCH, NOT AS PLAYER, BUT AS SPECTATOR

felix rex · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:28:07 PM »

T-IMMOBILE!
Cell phone carriers crash in Johnson County as KU fans Swamp Lines asking K-State Friends What They Thought of "Atmosphere"

EMAWzified · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:31:19 PM »

Peeeee U
Even Jayhawk fans admit AFH smells after team stinks it up against K-State

KsJoey · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:33:19 PM »

KSU Seals Victory Late

With High Flying Performance of Jordan Henriquez. Consecutive Rejections & Dunking on Bitches Proves too much for Jayhawks to Overcome

OK_Cat · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Trim on January 04, 2012, 04:03:17 PM

ZZZZZZZZZZZZIP!!!

'Cats zip up Seff, KU; fanning zips it down in 9A, arrested

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:44:00 PM »

Quote from: felix rex on January 04, 2012, 04:28:07 PM

T-IMMOBILE!
Cell phone carriers crash in Johnson County as KU fans Swamp Lines asking K-State Friends What They Thought of "Atmosphere"

bakerman · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:47:02 PM »

TOUGH BREAK!

fanning gets femur broken by ex's sister in stands as KU wins in Lawrence

slimz · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2012, 04:57:13 PM »

T-ROBBED!

Last-second goal-tending call on KU's Robinson lets Cats escape with 68-67 win

Related: KU play-by-play announcer Davis rushed to hospital with apparent stroke suffered in closing moments of game.

Also see: Referee Curtis Shaw beaten severely by angry mob of KU fans in AFH parking lot after game.

pissclams · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »

Blue Bloods
Teammates and gang bangers Robinson and Taylor bring guns to game versus K-State and shoot and kill hundreds of fans in the stands then sell crack in the parking lot to remaining living fans who are nothing but homeless druggies

Cire · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2012, 05:36:04 PM »

WOW!!!

Dave Armstrong gets a surprise induction into kubball HOF at half time. KSU fans that don't like it can kiss michigancat's ass.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2012, 09:10:20 PM »

Alley-Oops!!!!!

Thunder dunk by McGruder not enough to overcome K-State looking ahead to national powers Missouri and Baylor. KU bench celebrates awkwardly on every basket.