so what ACTUALLY happened??
(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK: Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa!
KK and Pete: Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete: Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that! We are poor as an institution. You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway. We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete: Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: They booed people. I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them. You should leave Pete alone. I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security: Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK:

Shirt Tuckers: OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime. I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime. Let's drink chardonnay and cry.