way to make goEMAW look good 17ers

[doom]

so what ACTUALLY happened??

(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK:  Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa! 
KK and Pete:  Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete:  Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that!  We are poor as an institution.  You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway.  We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete:  Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR:  They booed people.  I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them.  You should leave Pete alone.  I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security:  Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK: 

 

Shirt Tuckers:  OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime.  I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime.  Let's drink chardonnay and cry.

wait. so the people didn't even stay for the end of the game? and on senior night? wow.

I think they had an S.S. rally or some kind of book burning to attend.

Pete, where did you guys go at the half?  I forgot to ask you.

[Pete]

so what ACTUALLY happened??

(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK:  Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa! 
KK and Pete:  Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete:  Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that!  We are poor as an institution.  You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway.  We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete:  Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR:  They booed people.  I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them.  You should leave Pete alone.  I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security:  Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK: 

 

Shirt Tuckers:  OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime.  I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime.  Let's drink chardonnay and cry.

wait. so the people didn't even stay for the end of the game? and on senior night? wow.

I think they had an S.S. rally or some kind of book burning to attend.

Pete, where did you guys go at the half?  I forgot to ask you.

KK went and talk to some of them....I joined in late.  It was civil, but passionate.  Probably best that we don't have to see any of them for awhile. 

It's frustrating how very different some aspects of our fanbase are.  Doesn't seem like that with KU, ya know? 

[Kat Kid]

so what ACTUALLY happened??

(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK:  Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa! 
KK and Pete:  Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete:  Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that!  We are poor as an institution.  You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway.  We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete:  Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR:  They booed people.  I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them.  You should leave Pete alone.  I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security:  Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK: 

 

Shirt Tuckers:  OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime.  I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime.  Let's drink chardonnay and cry.

wait. so the people didn't even stay for the end of the game? and on senior night? wow.

I think they had an S.S. rally or some kind of book burning to attend.

Pete, where did you guys go at the half?  I forgot to ask you.

KK went and talk to some of them....I joined in late.  It was civil, but passionate.  Probably best that we don't have to see any of them for awhile. 

It's frustrating how very different some aspects of our fanbase are.  Doesn't seem like that with KU, ya know? 

Did you forget the crap storm when Lew re-did the seating chart?

[Trim]

Got some more reports on this ugly episode in my e-mail.

Some guy went nuts when Currie was introduced...booing him and told him to f..off. Wouldn't quit. Another group told him to shut up and be patient...that it'll get done in time. Ushers showed up and settled everything down.

If he is that dim, I'm sure he thinks that if he had not acted like a complete an utter fool that the AD would have not been motivated to get Coach Martin's contract finished up..

He's probably dumb enough tto believe the only reason it got done was his screaming at Currie.

I love that this deal was handled without concern for the whining going on.

What exactly is the $/ticket donation level for section 17 row 20. If your passionate enough to scream and yell during sby deadball like a bunch of idiots then you better be passionate enough to speak with your checkbook.

[Kat Kid]

Sec 17 will be Sec 17

[Dugout DickStone]

Sec 17 will be Sec 17

Well these losers just forced my hand...sign me up for 2....SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF SECTION 17!!!!

EMAW!!

(was my LEMONPARTY blast at Fitz the beginning of the end for 17'ers behaving badly?)

[WillieWatanabe]

so what ACTUALLY happened??

(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK:  Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa! 
KK and Pete:  Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete:  Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that!  We are poor as an institution.  You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway.  We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete:  Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR:  They booed people.  I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them.  You should leave Pete alone.  I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security:  Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK: 

 

Shirt Tuckers:  OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime.  I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime.  Let's drink chardonnay and cry.

Thanks doom. Much appreciated. I hate shirt tuckers.

[ednksu]

so what ACTUALLY happened??

(Currie does something cheesy with some meaningless people at midcourt.)
KK:  Boo!
Joel Osteen Look Alike Shirt Tuck and Inexcusably Big Forehead Shirt Tuck: Waaaa! 
KK and Pete:  Pay Frank!
Icat next to Pete and KK: Pay Frank
Shirt Tuckers: You don't even know what you are talking about!
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: Waa!
Pete:  Frank is the lowest paid Big12 coach.
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR: OSR never told me that!  We are poor as an institution.  You should donate more so we can just pay less anyway.  We are old.
Security: Let's go, but walk slowly as I'm paid a low hourly wage.
Pete:  Shirt Tucks started it
People in front of KK and Pete who get all of their KSU sports info solely from OSR:  They booed people.  I'm pretty sure that is illegal.
Me: Shirt Tucks were screaming profanity at them.  You should leave Pete alone.  I've seen him stab a senior citizen in Vegas!
Security:  Okay so don't make me come back here and awkwardly have to leave after instilling no fear into anyone again, okay?
Pete and KK: 

 

Shirt Tuckers:  OMG we are losing and there is over 2 minutes left in overtime.  I think they are showing reruns of the Golden Girls on Lifetime.  Let's drink chardonnay and cry.

you should consider writing for fauxnews. 


the only thing I have a problem with was the excessive boo-ing.  If was the second blast that got people pissed off.  At that point you didn't look like you were boo-ing JC, but booing the stuff that was going on during the TO (student gov crap?).