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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #75 on: December 16, 2011, 04:49:22 PM »
can't believe the ground squirrel and Goodland's Van Gogh aren't getting any run.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #76 on: December 16, 2011, 05:08:20 PM »
Anyone ever seen Adam and Eve's tomb? 

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #77 on: December 17, 2011, 01:15:52 AM »
can't believe the ground squirrel and Goodland's Van Gogh aren't getting any run.

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Well.....do tell.  But don't be surprized if I ain't as impressed as I was by the twine ball.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #78 on: December 17, 2011, 01:28:59 AM »
Mods!  Mods!!  Why is this waste of a thread even on this board?
How very authoritarian of you Mr. Assad.
It serves the same function as fly paper?  :dunno:
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #79 on: December 17, 2011, 01:29:51 AM »
i agree

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2011, 12:02:26 AM »
Mods!  Mods!!  Why is this waste of a thread even on this board?
How very authoritarian of you Mr. Assad.
It serves the same function as fly paper?  :dunno:
 :cheers:

What you did there: I see it.   :thumbs: Gig 'em, pigaggies.  :thumbs:

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2011, 12:13:17 AM »
Is there any breakin news on the Cawker City Twine Ball?  Dyin for an update :sdeek:

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #82 on: December 19, 2011, 12:14:15 AM »
Anyone ever seen Adam and Eve's tomb?

I have been to the Garden of Eden in Lucas. Easily top 5  Wonders of the World.  Must see.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #83 on: December 19, 2011, 09:42:30 AM »
can confirm

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #84 on: December 21, 2011, 11:25:01 PM »
Can I get an update on the ball of twine please
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #85 on: December 22, 2011, 09:25:14 AM »
It's still a ball of twine

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #86 on: December 22, 2011, 09:25:58 AM »
It's twiney and ball-like.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #87 on: December 22, 2011, 09:30:04 AM »
Pardon the Blazing Saddles reference but has that ball of twine grown any or does it just sit there looking pretty like a Kansas City Fxxxxt?
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #88 on: December 22, 2011, 09:37:36 AM »
The only ball-growth I measure is when I check myself for cancer.  :dunno:

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #89 on: December 22, 2011, 09:54:15 AM »
The only ball-growth I measure is when I check myself for cancer.  :dunno:

so what are you saying you steal string from the ball of twine to measure for cancer and the damn thing is actually shrinking the ball of twine that is not your junk well maybe that too i'm not real comfortable talking about this to be honest
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #90 on: December 22, 2011, 10:02:21 AM »
Pardon the Blazing Saddles reference but has that ball of twine grown any or does it just sit there looking pretty like a Kansas City Fxxxxt?

I think you quoting Blazing Saddles is perfect.  No need to ask for pardon, it is a perfect representation. 

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #91 on: December 22, 2011, 10:06:04 AM »
The only ball-growth I measure is when I check myself for cancer.  :dunno:

so what are you saying you steal string from the ball of twine to measure for cancer and the damn thing is actually shrinking the ball of twine that is not your junk well maybe that too i'm not real comfortable talking about this to be honest

If that's how you check for cancer you should probably have a doctor help you instead.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #92 on: December 22, 2011, 11:14:46 AM »
You guys remember when we blocked the PAT against Iowa State last year (or was that two years ago?)?  Welp, I rubbed that there ball'o'twine that day fer luck.  Your welcome! [/pigaggy post]

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #93 on: December 22, 2011, 11:17:25 PM »
Holy crap. All this time, I thought the most attractive tourist destination in Kansas
was the hot food buffet at the Salina Holiday Inn. But, alas, I have been proven wrong.
There actually IS something other than ugly women, cows, goats, weeds and windmills
in Kansas.

It has got to be tough living in a feedlot  that is an erstwhile state.

I really don't get where the term "pigaggie" comes from. Is this something
that you've all invented here in this forum? If so, be advised that you sound
like idiots. Ooops...wait...I forgot. I apologize.

I have anger issues and I take college football way too seriously.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #94 on: December 23, 2011, 12:43:41 AM »
Arkansas, arkansas I just love ole arkansas, love my maw love my paw but most of all I love arkansas.
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #95 on: December 23, 2011, 08:22:13 AM »
Holy crap. All this time, I thought the most attractive tourist destination in Kansas
was the hot food buffet at the Salina Holiday Inn. But, alas, I have been proven wrong.
There actually IS something other than ugly women, cows, goats, weeds and windmills
in Kansas.

It has got to be tough living in a feedlot  that is an erstwhile state.

I really don't get where the term "pigaggie" comes from. Is this something
that you've all invented here in this forum? If so, be advised that you sound
like idiots. Ooops...wait...I forgot. I apologize.



this is a witty lot over here im here to tell you and ive been studying on this pigaggie nickname they gave us and I think I've finally puzzled it together but you better grab holt of your seat cause it will blow you away.   you take your ever day ordinary higgs boson and observe what that sucker is doing such as spinning or not now I think this crew built some kind of collider around that humoungus ball of twine at a cost of probaby 110 dollars (emawed has money to burn) and then they set around and observed some more and oncet they smashed enough things together they ended up smashing us with texas atm that or its a play off the valley girl spoon gag and thats just to theories oncet the real story comes out it will no doubt be impressive
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2011, 12:57:25 PM »
The speed of light is actually faster around the twine ball.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #97 on: December 23, 2011, 08:54:26 PM »
Holy crap. All this time, I thought the most attractive tourist destination in Kansas
was the hot food buffet at the Salina Holiday Inn. But, alas, I have been proven wrong.
There actually IS something other than ugly women, cows, goats, weeds and windmills
in Kansas.

It has got to be tough living in a feedlot  that is an erstwhile state.

I really don't get where the term "pigaggie" comes from. Is this something
that you've all invented here in this forum? If so, be advised that you sound
like idiots. Ooops...wait...I forgot. I apologize.


your really makin an ass of yourself zero! 

Do we have anything that can compete with the Twine Ball?  Maybe if we put the healin waters of Hot Springs with the wonderous view from atop Mount Magazine and threw in the Fouke Monster!  But they would simply reply that they have the BTK cereal killer and that trumps anyone we have in our state.  Now can you name one cereal killer from Arkanas in recent times?  I didn't think so!  So until you come up a notorious killer to match theirs....or something to match acre after endless acre of corn and wheat (what do we have?  the wonderous splendor of the Ozarks) well what are we gonna come back with.

J. Holly Blasingame,
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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #98 on: December 25, 2011, 10:21:22 PM »
Holy crap. All this time, I thought the most attractive tourist destination in Kansas
was the hot food buffet at the Salina Holiday Inn. But, alas, I have been proven wrong.
There actually IS something other than ugly women, cows, goats, weeds and windmills
in Kansas.

It has got to be tough living in a feedlot  that is an erstwhile state.

I really don't get where the term "pigaggie" comes from. Is this something
that you've all invented here in this forum? If so, be advised that you sound
like idiots. Ooops...wait...I forgot. I apologize.


your really makin an ass of yourself zero! 
Do we have anything that can compete with the Twine Ball?  Maybe if we put the healin waters of Hot Springs with the wonderous view from atop Mount Magazine and threw in the Fouke Monster!  But they would simply reply that they have the BTK cereal killer and that trumps anyone we have in our state.  Now can you name one cereal killer from Arkanas in recent times?  I didn't think so!  So until you come up a notorious killer to match theirs....or something to match acre after endless acre of corn and wheat (what do we have?  the wonderous splendor of the Ozarks) well what are we gonna come back with.

J. Holly Blasingame,
Pondwater, sometimes you say things that just make too much sense too disagree with.  :thumbsup:
Hot time in Kat town tonight.

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Re: KSU, racism and the Cawker City Twine Ball ....(a life's work)
« Reply #99 on: December 26, 2011, 07:25:27 PM »
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