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Re: New coach
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2011, 05:16:19 PM »
Venables nailed Jack Vaniers daughter on a drunken night and yes she was married to Bob Krause. At least thats what I gather

Is that all?  Who was drunk?

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Re: New coach
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2011, 05:17:51 PM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

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Re: New coach
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2011, 05:19:08 PM »
Venables nailed Jack Vaniers daughter on a drunken night and yes she was married to Bob Krause. At least thats what I gather

Is that all?  Who was drunk?

Have you seen her? I would imagine Brent

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Re: New coach
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2011, 05:20:46 PM »
Venables nailed Jack Vaniers daughter on a drunken night and yes she was married to Bob Krause. At least thats what I gather

Is that all?  Who was drunk?

Have you seen her? I would imagine Brent

BV was obviously date-raped.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2011, 05:21:23 PM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

I hear the cure for cancer is only awaiting to be cleared for human testing.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2011, 05:26:23 PM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

NO. Bill told everyone the time was right to leave because we were returning lots of players and were going to be good in 2006.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2011, 05:30:35 PM »
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Re: New coach
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2011, 05:40:19 PM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

NO. Bill told everyone the time was right to leave because we were returning lots of players and were going to be good in 2006.


Those players who wrangled a string of 4 and 5 win seasons were due to break out in '06 under the superlative guidance of Prince

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Re: New coach
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2011, 05:46:27 PM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

NO. Bill told everyone the time was right to leave because we were returning lots of players and were going to be good in 2006.


Those players who wrangled a string of 4 and 5 win seasons were due to break out in '06 under the superlative guidance of Prince

It's what was sold at the time. And it pretty much happened, really. Prince would have been much better served by Snyder keeping his mouth shut.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2011, 06:03:25 PM »
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Re: New coach
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2011, 08:06:14 PM »
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Re: New coach
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2011, 08:31:15 PM »
I want a coach with fingernails that shine like justice.  And a voice that is that is dark like tinted glass.  He is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.  He's touring the facilities and picking up slack.

I want a coach with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2011, 09:08:24 PM »
I want a coach with fingernails that shine like justice.  And a voice that is that is dark like tinted glass.  He is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.  He's touring the facilities and picking up slack.

I want a coach with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
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Re: New coach
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2011, 09:48:24 PM »
I want a coach with fingernails that shine like justice.  And a voice that is that is dark like tinted glass.  He is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack.  He's touring the facilities and picking up slack.

I want a coach with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.
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Re: New coach
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2011, 11:58:46 PM »
HCIW is a dumb idea, and rarely works out.  Much of the time the dude coaches somewhere else.  Will hire someone capable when OB calls it quits.
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Re: New coach
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2011, 12:09:37 AM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

I hear the cure for cancer is only awaiting to be cleared for human testing.

When Bill's body begins to fail him, his brain will be transplanted into Sean's body, and when Sean's body wears down they will transfer Bill's brain into Tate's body.  Imagine Bill as a hermit crab.  Sean and Tate are the new shells.

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Re: New coach
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2011, 12:34:41 AM »
To point this thread in a constructive direction...

Can we agree that Venables stinks?  He's handsome, sure.  Not denying that.  I mean, Who could, really?  

But as a coach: PU!

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Re: New coach
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2011, 07:24:02 AM »
Would take Vennables over Snyder. Leavitt or patterson should be priority though.
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Re: New coach
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2011, 07:29:16 AM »
in all seriousness, the best case scenario is let Snyder run this train into the ground so hopefully the next guy has low/no expectations for the first two year and there will be no one calling for "continuity" or similar nonsense. I'm talking like a couple of 3 or 4 win seasons before a coaching change

Tried that with Prince... Snyder's last 3 seasons we're comparable to Prince's when he took over and he still got the meat grinder. Our bet bet is that Snyder get's a bionic heart and will live forever

I hear the cure for cancer is only awaiting to be cleared for human testing.

When Bill's body begins to fail him, his brain will be transplanted into Sean's body, and when Sean's body wears down they will transfer Bill's brain into Tate's body.  Imagine Bill as a hermit crab.  Sean and Tate are the new shells.

LMMFAO!!!
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Re: New coach
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2011, 07:31:54 AM »
leavitt :flush:

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Re: New coach
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2011, 07:41:04 AM »
If you thought the reaction to sean's promotion to special teams coach and associate head coach was bad wait until Dana and Del retire in the spring.  What better way to show how great your son is than make him the "OC" for the best Offense the wildcats will put on the field in ten years.
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