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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1425 on: July 20, 2023, 04:37:28 PM »
I wouldn't recommend googling hidden front porch

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« Reply #1426 on: July 20, 2023, 04:51:23 PM »
this is fighting you thread material, jfc

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« Reply #1427 on: July 20, 2023, 05:06:40 PM »

The space would be where the arrow is. They are like I described.

I’ve seen them on houses like this one. Bigger, more luxurious ones on larger and nicer houses.


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« Reply #1428 on: July 20, 2023, 05:07:06 PM »
Mostly seen them in Wichita.


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« Reply #1429 on: July 20, 2023, 05:11:42 PM »
one thing i like to do in my wichita ranch besides not have trees is sit in my garage and call it a hidden front patio

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« Reply #1430 on: July 20, 2023, 05:12:13 PM »
My grandma had one on her condo and I had one on my townhome. They are nice I guess, I got to know my neighbor who hardened a lot pretty well. I would love a big sliding glass door out to a pool or body of water (had one at an Airbnb in Hawaii and it was amazing).

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« Reply #1431 on: July 20, 2023, 05:21:59 PM »
nicname's pic did nothing to resolve any confusion over what the hell is a hidden front patio.

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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1432 on: July 20, 2023, 05:23:58 PM »
nicname's pic did nothing to resolve any confusion over what the hell is a hidden front patio.

Nobody expects a patio on the roof!

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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1433 on: July 20, 2023, 05:25:07 PM »
Are the roofs were offset enough to put the patio in a cubbie?

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« Reply #1434 on: July 20, 2023, 05:26:13 PM »
If I lived there I’d drive nic around in search of a hidden front porch somewhere in wichita, not unlike searching for a stolen phone.

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« Reply #1435 on: July 20, 2023, 05:26:34 PM »
nicname's pic did nothing to resolve any confusion over what the hell is a hidden front patio.

Nobody expects a patio on the roof!

I immediately drove around town to get a sample and nobody had a patio on their roof??!?  Then again they are "hidden" so.....

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« Reply #1436 on: July 20, 2023, 06:07:20 PM »
If I lived there I’d drive nic around in search of a hidden front porch somewhere in wichita, not unlike searching for a stolen phone.

I will take a photo when I come across one.

Whoever said cubbie, maybe that is a better term
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« Reply #1437 on: July 20, 2023, 06:40:48 PM »
Nic, that is the garage


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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1438 on: July 20, 2023, 06:56:35 PM »
I think hidey hole is the appropriate term
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« Reply #1439 on: July 20, 2023, 08:18:30 PM »
Nic, that is the garage


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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1440 on: July 20, 2023, 09:55:19 PM »

The space would be where the arrow is. They are like I described.

I’ve seen them on houses like this one. Bigger, more luxurious ones on larger and nicer houses.


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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1441 on: July 20, 2023, 10:08:52 PM »
I'm starting to think nic just wants to smoke weed on his porch without the cops' prying eyes being able to see him.

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« Reply #1442 on: July 20, 2023, 10:16:05 PM »
Nic, find one on redfin or zillow or whatever immediately.

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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1443 on: July 20, 2023, 11:59:04 PM »
oh I get it now, think there was a hidden porch episode on Workaholics once

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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1444 on: July 21, 2023, 12:14:35 AM »
I would love a big sliding glass door out to a pool or body of water (had one at an Airbnb in Hawaii and it was amazing).

no, these suck ass.  if i could pay a reasonable amount to blow mine into a million pieces i would.
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« Reply #1445 on: July 21, 2023, 12:18:30 AM »
you guys are getting thrown off by nicname's terminology.  he's just talking about an up basement.
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« Reply #1446 on: July 21, 2023, 05:28:26 AM »
Don't really understand how this 'hidden front porch' thing works, but it sure sounds cool.
Sitting on your patio with a cold one and a smoke watching something, all that without anyone seeing you?
I'm in

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« Reply #1447 on: July 21, 2023, 08:30:57 AM »
I would love a big sliding glass door out to a pool or body of water (had one at an Airbnb in Hawaii and it was amazing).

no, these suck ass.  if i could pay a reasonable amount to blow mine into a million pieces i would.
Like a huge wall size one? I think looking out at a beach in Hawaii would be great. I wouldn’t get one for Kansas, I could understand not liking it in 110 degree heat.

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Re: House buying/owning advice
« Reply #1448 on: July 21, 2023, 09:40:46 AM »
Ya. Huge heat loss/gain on those sliders. Nice thermal pane french doors work significantly better.

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« Reply #1449 on: July 21, 2023, 10:21:16 AM »
Like a huge wall size one? I think looking out at a beach in Hawaii would be great. I wouldn’t get one for Kansas, I could understand not liking it in 110 degree heat.

i meant the pool.  sliding glass doors are fine.
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