ATTENTION TO ALL: Jeans the Cat needs to be stopped. Those of you who do not know him Jeans is a cat that lives in Maple Hill Kansas. He was once an innocent animal who enjoyed a good time. However, he is now a menace to society. Remember not all cats are playful and cuddly. Some cats, such as Jeans, sleep with their friends mothers, abuse catnip and often participate in other illicit activity. It gets worse though. After one long night of gallivanting around town Jeans ditches his friends to have sex with prostitutes in Aggieville. He was found covered in blood with needles in his arms. He proceeded to hiss and spit all over Winters. Then in retaliation Komo and Winters both made passionate love to his human girlfriend. Trim then left a nasty voice mail for Fanning.
