Eureka Springs--I had to go to Beaver Lake to do my open water scuba certification. They actually have over 100 motels there.....all Ozark motels. The souvenir stands, well, they were everywhere. And I thought the Missouri ozarks were classless, but man, Arkansas blows them off the map when it comes to cheap-looking destinations.
BTW, awesome fake hood scoop on that ride. I bet you impress a lot of 12 year old girls (that's the legal marrying age in Arkansas, isnt' it?).