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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2011, 10:30:30 PM »
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2011, 10:35:52 PM »
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this is the sort of thing you write on your spreadsheets all day don't you



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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2011, 10:37:08 PM »
Its not an acronym, its a way of life.

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2011, 10:39:13 PM »
entry
marshmallows
antithesis
wind

this is the sort of thing you write on your spreadsheets all day don't you



eek!
while he dreams about Cleveland. You're not safe brox.
mom
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wolfeddownsomelaxatives
hey user "hardcorekickball" how about you learn how to use the quote function

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2011, 10:40:37 PM »
entry
marshmallows
antithesis
wind

this is the sort of thing you write on your spreadsheets all day don't you



eek!
while he dreams about Cleveland. You're not safe brox.
mom
accidentally
wolfeddownsomelaxatives
hey user "hardcorekickball" how about you learn how to use the quote function
why dont you suck my perineum?

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2011, 10:43:22 PM »
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2011, 10:47:27 PM »
EMAW = The Westboro of sports


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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2011, 10:47:50 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2011, 10:47:57 PM »
When exactly was Kansas State ranked number three this season?
Better yet, when exactly was Kansas State ranked in the top five this season?
Oh, yeah.. That's right.... These hillbillies had a tougher schedule than yours and STILL managed to be higher in the rankings.
;)

And LOL at the fact K State wasn't even ranked until week six.
I'd be ashamed.

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2011, 10:48:31 PM »
EMAW = The Westboro of sports


that actually spells twos

not emaw

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2011, 10:49:07 PM »
When exactly was Kansas State ranked number three this season?
Better yet, when exactly was Kansas State ranked in the top five this season?
Oh, yeah.. That's right.... These hillbillies had a tougher schedule than yours and STILL managed to be higher in the rankings.
;)

And LOL at the fact K State wasn't even ranked until week six.
I'd be ashamed.

It was an amazing season actually.  A real treat.

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2011, 10:49:45 PM »
emaw means, peace be da journey
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2011, 11:09:55 PM »



The electronic maw. You just fell into it. May God have mercy on what little soul you pigaggies have.   

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2011, 11:14:13 PM »
I come from the far east of the ebays with what I believe is an emaw


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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2011, 11:14:52 PM »
I come from the far east of the ebays with what I believe is an emaw



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Re: Kstatesucks
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2011, 11:17:59 PM »
When exactly was Kansas State ranked number three this season?
Better yet, when exactly was Kansas State ranked in the top five this season?
Oh, yeah.. That's right.... These hillbillies had a tougher schedule than yours and STILL managed to be higher in the rankings.
;)

And LOL at the fact K State wasn't even ranked until week six.
I'd be ashamed.


It's like they think we care about this stuff. So adorable.

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Re: Kstatesucks
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2011, 11:20:15 PM »
When exactly was Kansas State ranked number three this season?
Better yet, when exactly was Kansas State ranked in the top five this season?
Oh, yeah.. That's right.... These hillbillies had a tougher schedule than yours and STILL managed to be higher in the rankings.
;)

And LOL at the fact K State wasn't even ranked until week six.
I'd be ashamed.


Of course a pig aggy would have kkk in his screen name.  I mean, JFC.   :opcat:
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2011, 12:57:36 AM »
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2011, 01:04:15 AM »
emaws
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Nailed it.  :driving:
that sum bitch has a shifter on a collum like my daddies 53 ford pick up

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2011, 01:05:54 AM »
emaws
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Nailed it.  :driving:
that sum bitch has a shifter on a collum like my daddies 53 ford pick up

 :surprised:

My dad used to have a 53 ford as well, god damn I loved that thing.

3 on the tree  :love:

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #45 on: December 06, 2011, 01:06:07 AM »
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EMAW is a state of being, the whisps of magic catching the falling snow under the lights one glorious fall night in 2000 as Kansas State beat NU 29-28.

EMAW is the thickness of the air in the arena and the rumbling of your chest as the exultations of the Public Address, the students, the nose bleeds, the die hards, the moms, the kids, the floor seats, the chair backs, the townies and the tucks all throw up their two handed, six fingered indication that the field was good “FOR THREE!”

EMAW is standing in line with your group of friends in the cold.

EMAW is the feeling that nothing is as beautiful as what connects us, which is a profound love for our land grant institution of higher learning and the athletic teams that represent it in competitions against evil.

That's my favorite definition.

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #46 on: December 06, 2011, 01:07:30 AM »
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #47 on: December 06, 2011, 02:25:24 AM »



That's EMAW

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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #48 on: December 06, 2011, 02:34:17 AM »



That's EMAW

Oh I dig... apparently it means photoshopping stuff we wish were associated with our shitty university.
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Re: WTF is an EMAW?
« Reply #49 on: December 06, 2011, 02:41:23 AM »
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