Author Topic: what fun things are their too due in kansass? (Read 9824 times)

theShow · « **Reply #50 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:40:30 PM »

Shopping at stores other than Walmart.
Eating chicken from companies other than Tyson.
Also! Not working for either of the above companies.

LovesPigs · « **Reply #51 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:41:08 PM »

Quote from: brassmonkey on December 05, 2011, 07:37:05 PM

I'm not a grammar nazi, but gaaaaaaaaaaa c'mon

can't find c'mon in a dictioairy. buy a new cumpooter so your a doesnot stick.

Katpappy · « **Reply #52 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:47:52 PM »

Quote from: rick daris on December 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM

Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
their?

too?

due?

TXHOG · « **Reply #53 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:49:52 PM »

Kansas! Where men are men and the sheep are really nervous

GoodForAnother · « **Reply #54 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:51:50 PM »

where seldom is heard, a homosexual word
and the guys are not faggy all day

zackole1 · « **Reply #55 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:52:42 PM »

Arkansas virgin

An Arkansas virgin is a girl that can run faster than her brothers.

"Marilou was, like many girls on the track team, an Arkansas virgin."

ednksu · « **Reply #56 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:53:52 PM »

someone strum a tune

zackole1 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:57:15 PM »

arkansas wedding cake

a loaf of white bread
"After the NASCAR race was over, they served dinner topped with a nice slice of Arkansas wedding cake."

Katpappy · « **Reply #58 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:58:00 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 05, 2011, 07:47:52 PM

Quote from: rick daris on December 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
their?

too?

due?

Oops, late for the party... DNR.

LovesPigs · « **Reply #59 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 05, 2011, 07:47:52 PM

Quote from: rick daris on December 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
their?

too?

due?

well due due on you to yank. dont act like your better then us. better give arkansas its do.

zackole1 · « **Reply #60 on:** December 05, 2011, 07:58:41 PM »

Arkansas Warshing Machine

A flushing commode. A toilet.
"Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter."

Kat Kid · « **Reply #61 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:00:10 PM »

puniraptor · « **Reply #62 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:00:19 PM »

The last friendly Arkansas person I met in real life really really liked seeing the world's largest steam shovel. You should def go check it out.

zackole1 · « **Reply #63 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:00:32 PM »

arkansas booty call

When you sext a close female relative and she sext you back.
"That guy is such a redneck, all he does is arkansas booty calls."

zackole1 · « **Reply #64 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:01:58 PM »

Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"

wildfratcountry · « **Reply #65 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:53:54 PM »

Quote from: zackole1 on December 05, 2011, 08:01:58 PM

Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like ~~your~~ my sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"

Katpappy · « **Reply #66 on:** December 05, 2011, 08:58:16 PM »

Quote from: LovesPigs on December 05, 2011, 07:58:34 PM

Quote from: Katdaddy on December 05, 2011, 07:47:52 PM
Quote from: rick daris on December 05, 2011, 05:29:57 PM
Quote from: FP TC etc. on December 05, 2011, 05:16:03 PM
their?

too?

due?
well due due on you to yank. dont act like your better then us. better give arkansas its do.

RightMeow · « **Reply #67 on:** December 05, 2011, 09:12:52 PM »

Quote from: wildfratcountry on December 05, 2011, 08:53:54 PM

Quote from: zackole1 on December 05, 2011, 08:01:58 PM
Arkansas Rodeo

A daring act of sexual endurance that is performed by mounting your girlfriend from behind while she is on all fours, then by cupping each of her breasts in your hands while whispering in her ear “Boy, these feel just like ~~your~~ my sister’s.” Then you try to hold on for 8 seconds.
"Dude, I pulled an Arkansas Rodeo on my girl last night... I almost stayed on for 5 whole seconds!"

Hog Droppings · « **Reply #68 on:** December 05, 2011, 09:14:15 PM »

Im beginning too get offended by all of youre arkansass bad mouthing. i know it's alot of big talk because off the big game. this game is probably the biggest game in kansases history. you all should be thankful to arkansass for the opportuity to play in such a great game. the Hogs will beet KSU like I beet my kids: hard and fast.

Katpappy · « **Reply #69 on:** December 05, 2011, 09:27:14 PM »

Quote from: Hog Droppings on December 05, 2011, 09:14:15 PM

Im beginning too get offended by all of youre arkansass bad mouthing. i know it's alot of big talk because off the big game. this game is probably the biggest game in kansases history. you all should be thankful to arkansass for the opportuity to play in such a great game. the Hogs will beet KSU like I beet my kids: hard and fast.

You know, go.emaw posters would take you retards more seriously if you could spell and knew enought about grammer to put together an intelligent sentence.

RightMeow · « **Reply #70 on:** December 05, 2011, 09:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Hog Droppings on December 05, 2011, 09:14:15 PM

Im beginning too get offended by all of youre arkansass bad mouthing. i know it's alot of big talk because off the big game. this game is probably the biggest game in kansases history. you all should be thankful to arkansass for the opportuity to play in such a great game. the Hogs will beet KSU like I beet my kids: hard and fast.

SOCK!