Author Topic: Official welcome to the board Hog fans! (Read 34188 times)

AST · « **Reply #100 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:33:51 AM »

Welcome to the board feral pigs of Arkansas! Both of our states belong to the United States of America (although if your state had it's way, it would be in another country and still whipping negros for cotton). Aslo, both states can claim the hometown of a U.S. president. However, war hero Dwight D. Eisenhower was never impeached for prematurely ejaculating on a sow-looking woman in the Oval Office thereby transforming the office into a pig sty.

You see there, 2 sames, and only one difference!

BallHawg10 · « **Reply #101 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:34:26 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on December 05, 2011, 12:30:44 AM

Quote from: BallHawg10 on December 05, 2011, 12:22:56 AM

This.

So what does Kansas State do for their team's chants? Any annoying, cliche songs we should be prepared for?

As far as chants go, we have a pretty complicated one that, when 50k do it, is absolutely amazing.

Before every third down:

KSU D UP
YEAH YEAH
KSU DONT GIVE UP
YEAH YEAH
WAY UP HIGH OR WAY DOWN LOW
THIRD DOWN THIRD DOWN
TURNOVER TIME!
YEAH YEAH

Well cool.

Calling the Hogs will annoy the crap out of you. Last year in the Sugar Bowl, we probably did it 25 times during that game, and that was a game that we never led in.

(Is it too soon to reference the Sugar Bowl?)

BallHawg10 · « **Reply #102 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:35:25 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on December 05, 2011, 12:33:05 AM

Quote from: BallHawg10 on December 05, 2011, 12:30:54 AM
Quote from: kcpowercat on December 05, 2011, 12:26:36 AM
Quote from: BallHawg10 on December 05, 2011, 12:22:56 AM
Quote from: MadCat on December 05, 2011, 12:18:36 AM
War pigs are scarier than woo pigs, IMO.

This.

So what does Kansas State do for their team's chants? Any annoying, cliche songs we should be prepared for?

Throw up hairballs and meow loudly....

So, does that intimidate the other team, or do they just run away in a deathly panic?

Pretty sure that's the same thing dumbass.

So that's a no?

kcpowercat · « **Reply #103 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:36:07 AM »

For some reason I think I'll be begging for the Boomer Sooner song after hearing this pig aggie chant.

MadCat · « **Reply #104 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:37:11 AM »

Ever hear that "We ARE Marshall" chant? We invented that 5 years ago.

MadCat · « **Reply #105 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:38:31 AM »

Give me an S
Give me an E
Give me an X
What's that spell?

SCORE SCORE SCORE

kcpowercat · « **Reply #106 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:38:56 AM »

I bet they do the "good for a pig......FIRST DOWN".

You're WELCOME.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #107 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:41:31 AM »

Quote from: BallHawg10 on December 05, 2011, 12:22:56 AM

So what does Kansas State do for their team's chants? Any annoying, cliche songs we should be prepared for?

Our chants (like our students) are all extremely intelligent and high-brow; you probably won't get them. We do have two annoying, cliche songs you should prepare for, though.

grumblings of a third set to drop right before the bowl game

MadCat · « **Reply #108 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:41:55 AM »

Please don't tell me you jingle the keys.
If so do you do it:
A) Before you kick?
B) Before your opponent kicks?
C) Both?
D) On "key" plays (like 3rd downs)?

chunkles · « **Reply #109 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:42:55 AM »

sometimes we sing the national anthem and when it's time for the home of the chiefs part, some people shout out CATS super loud and that makes people either:
a) blast crap out of their pants and have nightmares that night about our quality wildcat football program
b) make their mouth bend into that horrible scowl face and try to look for the stupid kids who yelled that crap so they can stare at them real mean like
c) a and b

our sound guy also has this wildcat "WROW WROW WROOOOOOW" sound file that make the same assblasters lose part or all of their asses in the confusion.

MadCat · « **Reply #110 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:47:24 AM »

We pledge allegiance to the flag before every home game.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #111 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:48:43 AM »

These our the lyrics to our fight song. It's kinda sing-song-y, FYI.

Weee are, yes we are, the K-state Kazzu Qaaaats.
High above the Flint Hills, floating in your brains.
K! (Kansas)
S! (State)
U! (Universally recognized as the Harvard of the Flint Hills)
We are in your wheelhouse, we will pound your crap in
So fight on to victory for dear old K-S-U!

Kat Kid · « **Reply #112 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:49:46 AM »

Our Defense's official song:

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every single thing is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Shutting down the world is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Frozen in flames is Fire and Ice (my favorite line)

Fire and Ice, at the discothèque
The offense hasn't gotten a first down yet

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every move you make is Fire and Ice

MadCat · « **Reply #113 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:50:47 AM »

We pray to Satan if we start losing my more than 21 points. If you have an aversion to Meat Goat blood, please wear a poncho.

gohogs14 · « **Reply #114 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:52:43 AM »

We also get one side of the stadium to yell AR-KAN-SAS then the other RA-ZOR-BACKS over and over sometimes

chunkles · « **Reply #115 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:52:56 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on December 05, 2011, 12:49:46 AM

Our Defense's official song:

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every single thing is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Shutting down the world is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Frozen in flames is Fire and Ice (my favorite line)

Fire and Ice, at the discothèque
The offense hasn't gotten a first down yet

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every move you make is Fire and Ice

Quote from: SkinnyBenny on December 05, 2011, 12:48:43 AM

These our the lyrics to our fight song. It's kinda sing-song-y, FYI.

Weee are, yes we are, the K-state Kazzu Qaaaats.
High above the Flint Hills, floating in your brains.
K! (Kansas)
S! (State)
U! (Universally recognized as the Harvard of the Flint Hills)
We are in your wheelhouse, we will pound your crap in
So fight on to victory for dear old K-S-U!

GOOSEBUMPS GUYS. OH. AND:

WROW WROW WROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

DQ12 · « **Reply #116 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:53:40 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on December 05, 2011, 12:49:46 AM

Our Defense's official song:

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every single thing is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Shutting down the world is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Frozen in flames is Fire and Ice (my favorite line)

Fire and Ice, at the discothèque
The offense hasn't gotten a first down yet

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every move you make is Fire and Ice

Man I love this.

Kat Kid · « **Reply #117 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:54:06 AM »

Quote from: gohogs14 on December 05, 2011, 12:52:43 AM

We also get one side of the stadium to yell AR-KAN-SAS then the other RA-ZOR-BACKS over and over sometimes

We do the same.

Except one side says:

PURPLE!

the response?

POWER!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #118 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:54:25 AM »

Special teams, HEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!
Coached by HCIW, HEY DID WE MENTION WE'RE HERE?
Punt that ball!
Kick that ball!
Play to win!
Return that punt!
We are an important facet of the game!
Look at what we'll do for you, please, please value us
We have a guy named Guidry
And a lacerated Kidney
Special teams, mount up
Polish the bus wheels
Polish our record
Take it to the house
Scheme Doctor house call
Special teams, special teams, hoo-ooh-RAY.
Let's embarrass War Pig Sue-y

(We do this cheer every time we line up to block an extra point.)

MadCat · « **Reply #119 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:54:58 AM »

Quote from: gohogs14 on December 05, 2011, 12:52:43 AM

We also get one side of the stadium to yell AR-KAN-SAS then the other RA-ZOR-BACKS over and over sometimes

Does that sound more like "EM EYE ZEE." -- "ZEE OH YOU"
or "EYE ELL ELL" -- "EYE INN EYE"?

SwiftCat · « **Reply #120 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:55:21 AM »

And field goals skinnybenny! Don't forget those! Essential!

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #121 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:56:16 AM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on December 05, 2011, 12:55:21 AM

And field goals skinnybenny! Don't forget those! Essential!

The one I typed out was the radio edit.

MadCat · « **Reply #122 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:57:23 AM »

Quote from: Tortuga on December 05, 2011, 12:54:06 AM

Quote from: gohogs14 on December 05, 2011, 12:52:43 AM
We also get one side of the stadium to yell AR-KAN-SAS then the other RA-ZOR-BACKS over and over sometimes

We do the same.

Except one side says:

PURPLE!

the response?

POWER!

One time the cheerleaders accidentally swapped the PURPLE placard for the WHITE one. It did not end well.

gohogs14 · « **Reply #123 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:58:07 AM »

Quote from: MadCat on December 05, 2011, 12:54:58 AM

Quote from: gohogs14 on December 05, 2011, 12:52:43 AM
We also get one side of the stadium to yell AR-KAN-SAS then the other RA-ZOR-BACKS over and over sometimes
Does that sound more like "EM EYE ZEE." -- "ZEE OH YOU"
or "EYE ELL ELL" -- "EYE INN EYE"?

I have to admit when tiger fans did that in the 2008 cotton bowl it was pretty annoying...so i guess ours is too. we probably have a lot more that im forgetting...before the game during our alma mater we raise our state flag with the cheerleaders in front of it making an A

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #124 on:** December 05, 2011, 12:58:59 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on December 05, 2011, 12:53:40 AM

Quote from: Tortuga on December 05, 2011, 12:49:46 AM
Our Defense's official song:

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every single thing is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Shutting down the world is Fire and Ice

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Frozen in flames is Fire and Ice (my favorite line)

Fire and Ice, at the discothèque
The offense hasn't gotten a first down yet

Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice
Every move you make is Fire and Ice
Man I love this.

i love it to, but wtf is up with the new band director (traegar)? i think i heard it once in the isu game. they seem to be slowly moving away from it.