Cons: Pleated Khaki pants, plaid oxfords, duallies clogging up the George Bush, endless lines at McDonalds and Chick-fil-a, morons complaining about the lack of fried chicken and biscuits on the menu at every restaurant (this guy will be eating a lot of ethnic food that weekend), hotel pool used as a community bathroom / washing machine / clothesline / livestock troth
Pros: Joe Adams