Somehow our fanbase's exceptional modesty has kept the world from realizing that we travel all over the world and spend loads of cash. The good news is that the bowl representatives know all about our elite fanbase and are fighting each other for the right to profit from our lives of excess.
Will be pretty funny when the following scene plays out 87 times across NOLA prior to Cats-Wolverines Bloodbath '11:
UM fan: "Waiter, I see that your cheapest beer is $6.50. Do you serve Coors Light?"
KSU fan: "Bartender, another round for everybody. But please...don't tell anyone I'm buying. Don't want to rub it in."