Author Topic: Dear Kansas State Fans (Read 22484 times)

OldAssSynder · « **on:** November 30, 2011, 10:07:27 AM »

Prepare your anus.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Iowa State University.

Spaces · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:10:57 AM »

Katpappy · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:11:07 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:07:27 AM

Prepare your anus.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Iowa State University.

To you want us to add some peanut butter and jelly, so the crap sandwich you'll be eating Saturday will taste a little better.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:11:18 AM »

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:17:04 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:07:27 AM

Prepare your anus.

That is all.

Sincerely,

Iowa State University.

Welcome to the site! As the lead moderator, may I extend to you our fellowship and good tidings.

J · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:18:08 AM »

Pete, our self-indulgent retards chat board is getting full, can you move this to the "Wasted First Posts" board?

Fldermaus · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:18:23 AM »

HAR! Just try and catch my anus aware, pal.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:21:41 AM »

http://www.floodsmart.gov/floodsmart/

OldAssSynder · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM »

WTF is with the flood references. Its not like Kansas was unaffected by the flood of 92.

We can't rough ridin' help it if it rains a metric crap ton in 4 days. Ames is suppose to be in a 500 year flood plain, not a rough ridin' 5 year flood plan.

Also your coach farts dust.

Deez Nutz · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:40:28 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM

WTF is with the flood references. Its not like Kansas was unaffected by the flood of 92.

We can't rough ridin' help it if it rains a metric crap ton in 4 days. Ames is suppose to be in a 500 year flood plain, not a rough ridin' 5 year flood plan.

Also your coach farts dust.

Our coach farts more football knowledge than you will ever have in your lifetime.

(And it was flood of 93, dumbass.)

0.42 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:40:46 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM

WTF is with the flood references. Its not like Kansas was unaffected by the flood of 92.

We can't rough ridin' help it if it rains a metric crap ton in 4 days. Ames is suppose to be in a 500 year flood plain, not a rough ridin' 5 year flood plan.

Also your coach farts dust.

Sounds like the mold spores are sending this guy into an uncontrollable rage, thoughts and prayers

Cire · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:41:53 AM »

welcome

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:42:16 AM »

sniff sniff...you stink

CNS · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:43:03 AM »

Quote from: Cire on November 30, 2011, 10:41:53 AM

welcome

ISU should work this crap out and offer itself as the new Venice. Would be awesome.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:45:50 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM

Also your coach farts dust.

LOL @ coach smack talking. Your last coach couldn't get over 5 wins, left for another school and won a national title immediately. That's how rough ridin' pathetic Water U is.

OldAssSynder · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:48:54 AM »

Quote from: 42 on November 30, 2011, 10:40:46 AM

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM
WTF is with the flood references. Its not like Kansas was unaffected by the flood of 92.

We can't rough ridin' help it if it rains a metric crap ton in 4 days. Ames is suppose to be in a 500 year flood plain, not a rough ridin' 5 year flood plan.

Also your coach farts dust.

Sounds like the mold spores are sending this guy into an uncontrollable rage, thoughts and prayers

One rough ridin' year, the point being its kind of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) that you nerds are making fun of us for flooding when you had it just as bad.

Also wtf is this crap?

http://store.cstv.com/store_contents.cfm?store_id=482&dept_id=-33&product_id=175258

Decade of dominance? With one conference championship? If you sibling fuckers honestly believe than maybe your the one who needs to lay off the mold.

0.42 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:52:53 AM »

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:48:54 AM

If you sibling fuckers honestly believe than maybe your the one who needs to lay off the mold.

Now the mold spores are clearly affecting his ability to write correctly. This guy needs many more thoughts and prayers than I had expected!

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:55:34 AM »

Good luck Saturday OldAssSnyder!

EMAW SP8 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:57:21 AM »

HAVS?!?!!!!

HeinBallz · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:18:17 AM »

If this was 3 years ago, I would swear this was a husker sock.

CloneBroChill · « **Reply #20 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:23:13 AM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on November 30, 2011, 10:45:50 AM

Quote from: OldAssSynder on November 30, 2011, 10:37:49 AM

Also your coach farts dust.

LOL @ coach smack talking. Your last coach couldn't get over 5 wins, left for another school and won a national title immediately. That's how rough ridin' pathetic Water U is.

Oh the wonders of $180,000 will do....
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=cecil+newton+checkbook&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1280&bih=661&tbm=isch&tbnid=ny1h_cGtBH86AM:&imgrefurl=http://friendsoftheprogram.net/2010/11/10/cecil-newton-keeps-a-meticulous-accounting-ledger/&docid=Lm8SafRdGj_TZM&imgurl=http://friendsoftheprogram.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/camscheckbook.jpg&w=720&h=287&ei=NGbWTo-MBcPY2AWS7fyYAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=140&vpy=181&dur=716&hovh=142&hovw=356&tx=210&ty=99&sig=108146166768861745034&page=1&tbnh=78&tbnw=196&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0
Here's his checkbook log from last year!

I also look forward to seeing Manhattan this weekend...

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #21 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:24:32 AM »

smells like a wet dog in here. or a pillow with ointment on it.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #22 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:46:10 AM »

lol at comparing a yearly flooded out campus with some houses in Northview getting wet basements. This guy has mildew in his melon.

theKSU · « **Reply #23 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:50:37 AM »

The 1993 flood created the greatest mountain biking area Kansas has ever known. Too bad the Corps "Fixed" it. At least the ACoE had the foresight to build reservoirs around our town so it wouldn't look like Ames.

eastcat · « **Reply #24 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:52:58 AM »

What did ISU do last week? Get ran by OU? We had a bye and our coach watched ISU game tape like the harry potter series.