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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2011, 02:39:10 AM »
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2011, 06:34:12 AM »
You don't deserve to live in Hawaii.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #52 on: December 20, 2011, 06:43:39 AM »
I want to cry for all kstate fans when I hear someone say they passed up breakfast with shane and angel and jamar for any price.
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #53 on: December 20, 2011, 06:53:42 AM »
I can't think of something I'd rather spend $30 on.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2011, 06:56:19 AM »
What kind of breakfast are we talkin'? Even though I light my cubans (not the Frank kind, I don't believe in violence) with $100 bills, I'm wouldn't pay $30 for a continental and a 5 minute chit chat with Vulture on principle.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #55 on: December 20, 2011, 07:49:53 AM »
Go to the breakfast, dumbass.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #56 on: December 20, 2011, 07:52:31 AM »
good god, this thread is a trainwreck
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #57 on: December 20, 2011, 07:56:17 AM »


But, instead of these CFL flunkies and crappy sausages, etc. imagine a Shane, Jamare and the boys, AND YOU, plus a tropical breakfast spread that would make vince vaughn in "wedding crashers" jealous.
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #58 on: December 20, 2011, 08:20:19 AM »
personally i would never want to eat breakfast with any of our players. 


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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #59 on: December 20, 2011, 08:48:06 AM »
personally i would never want to eat breakfast with any of our players. 
Good point clams! What would you talk about? I would just stare into the eyes of Shane the whole time!

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #60 on: December 20, 2011, 08:58:50 AM »
I would talk about the Family Matters Intro video or Will's passes from the floor or that one time Jamar kicked that dude in the head or Shane's antics when he's in the backcourt on FT's or what Frank said to make all the coaches laugh or what their first experience at the Scott City Nut fry was like or something like that.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #61 on: December 20, 2011, 09:04:12 AM »
I would talk about the Family Matters Intro video or Will's passes from the floor or that one time Jamar kicked that dude in the head or Shane's antics when he's in the backcourt on FT's or what Frank said to make all the coaches laugh or what their first experience at the Scott City Nut fry was like or something like that.

they wouldn't talk to you.  they'd be at a big table by themselves.  you'd be sitting there with eric rodriguez chewing through cold bacon and dry eggs.


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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #62 on: December 20, 2011, 09:05:32 AM »
Make up some excuse, lie to your family, eat the most adorable breakfast of all-time, then come home full and eat the second breakfast your wife cooked you so she doesn't get suspicious.  Then take a nap and fall into sweet dreams of Frank asking you to pass the "sorup" so he can put it on his waffles.
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #63 on: December 20, 2011, 09:29:51 AM »
I would talk about the Family Matters Intro video or Will's passes from the floor or that one time Jamar kicked that dude in the head or Shane's antics when he's in the backcourt on FT's or what Frank said to make all the coaches laugh or what their first experience at the Scott City Nut fry was like or something like that.

they wouldn't talk to you.  they'd be at a big table by themselves.  you'd be sitting there with eric rodriguez chewing through cold bacon and dry eggs.

you're a rough ridin' dream killer
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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #64 on: December 20, 2011, 09:44:16 AM »
maybe if you jacklegs would get off of hawaiicat's nuts for not being able to afford $30 breakfast (wtf breakfast is worth $30?) then i wouldnt have to kill dreams.


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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2011, 10:08:09 AM »
I would have a pancake eating contest with JO. 

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #66 on: December 20, 2011, 10:11:42 AM »
personally i would never want to eat breakfast with any of our players. 

personally I think that is a dumbass post.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #67 on: December 20, 2011, 10:21:52 AM »
Listen, everyone knows a cup of coffee costs 7.50 in Hawaii. A $30 breakfast sounds like a steal.

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #68 on: December 20, 2011, 10:32:31 AM »
Fresh pineapple with breakfast.   :drool:

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #69 on: December 20, 2011, 10:51:23 AM »
rough ridin' love Hawaii. Waikiki beach  :love:

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #70 on: December 20, 2011, 11:14:01 AM »
Fresh pineapple with breakfast.   :drool:

they always have asian stuff on the spread too.  really got a kick out of getting miso soup with my pancakes. 

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #71 on: December 20, 2011, 11:23:33 AM »
I would have a makeout contest with HotRod.  Whoever makes out harder wins!

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #72 on: December 20, 2011, 11:35:33 AM »
I would have a makeout contest with HotRod.  Whoever makes out harder wins!

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #73 on: December 20, 2011, 11:44:59 AM »
Anyone else super excited to watch awesome DHC games at 1:30am? Wish we had that slot  :frown:

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Re: Diamond Head Classic
« Reply #74 on: December 20, 2011, 11:53:38 AM »