1. Cats win.
2. OU loses to OSU.
3. Michigan loses to Ohio State, Oregon loses to Oregon State, or Houston loses to Tulsa and Southern Miss.
4. Cat fans travel to the shitty Superdome to watch (non-B12 champ) K-State lose to Michigan, Oregon, or Houston.
Do. Not. Want.
Edit: We'd probably beat Michigan, but I still don't want.