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Did they get blood or not?  Will mu fans take revenge on that fuzz now that his name is out?

An SEC school might, but not Mizzou.

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1:30 presser from his attorney's office  :surprised:

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He doesn't appear to be drunk.  Probably scared shitless because he knew what his consequences would be.

I've been in the same spot and I bet I did just as bad, but at the end after they said "blow into this straw" the next thing they said was "OK, drive safely and have a good night."  If I hadn't blown, I sure as hell would have been arrested.

Why the hell didn't he blow? 

That rough ridin' guy skipped over about 9 letters of the alphabet.  Dude was shitrocked.
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He doesn't appear to be drunk.  Probably scared shitless because he knew what his consequences would be.

I've been in the same spot and I bet I did just as bad, but at the end after they said "blow into this straw" the next thing they said was "OK, drive safely and have a good night."  If I hadn't blown, I sure as hell would have been arrested.

Why the hell didn't he blow? 

That rough ridin' guy skipped over about 9 letters of the alphabet.  Dude was shitrocked.

Not only once, but a second time.  Even came to the same letter both times.

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Wow.  skipped from h to r, prolly because of the acronym
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He doesn't appear to be drunk.  Probably scared shitless because he knew what his consequences would be.

I've been in the same spot and I bet I did just as bad, but at the end after they said "blow into this straw" the next thing they said was "OK, drive safely and have a good night."  If I hadn't blown, I sure as hell would have been arrested.

Why the hell didn't he blow? 

That rough ridin' guy skipped over about 9 letters of the alphabet.  Dude was shitrocked.

Not only once, but a second time.  Even came to the same letter both times.

and he was going 30 in a 65. I mean, that's pretty rough ridin' dangerous.

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Gary Pinkle just referred to Gary Pinkle in the third person.

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Step one Gary.

"Gary do you have a drinking problem, are you going to get treatment?"  A:No

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too bad this didn't happen a little sooner.  Would have been a popular/simple costume.

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a 3 min finger test, damn! "I couldn't do that sober".... way to give it up Gary  :emawkid:

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Don't take money. Don't take change. Don't need no credit card to drive this train....home drunk from applebee's.





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too bad this didn't happen a little sooner.  Would have been a popular/simple costume.
Will need someone to bump this post next year on 10/31 at about 4:30pm

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too bad this didn't happen a little sooner.  Would have been a popular/simple costume.
Will need someone to bump this post next year on 10/31 at about 4:30pm

no one will get the reference when MU is in the SEC

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too bad this didn't happen a little sooner.  Would have been a popular/simple costume.
Will need someone to bump this post next year on 10/31 at about 4:30pm

no one will get the reference when MU is in the SEC
I don't know, if they are 1-4 or so in the conference at that point it may add to the costume

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too bad this didn't happen a little sooner.  Would have been a popular/simple costume.
Will need someone to bump this post next year on 10/31 at about 4:30pm

no one will get the reference when MU is in the SEC
I don't know, if they are 1-4 or so in the conference at that point it may add to the costume

The easy part will be popular still

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:drink: :driving:

School Traditions.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7513852/san-francisco-49ers-aldon-smith-arrested-charged-dui

It's a drug culture.  T&P's to those families of Mizzou athletes.

I sure he just had a couple jumbo glasses of wine.   :dunno:  Mike DrunkArmond doesn't see the problem.

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Maybe this is what made him drink his sorrows away.  :drink:
effing douche bags.   :facepalm:

 and he caught a glimps of what is lurking on the sidlines in the deep south...


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« Last Edit: January 30, 2012, 11:46:04 PM by Bloodfart »

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Pinkel: UOZ!

Aldon: ZIM!
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The entire MU community is distraught, and drunk as hell over running away from KSU

http://www.columbiatribune.com/news/2012/apr/09/mu-recruit-rosburg-cited-alcohol-violation/?tigerextra

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Is it smart for a recovering alcohol addict to leave SEC media days and immediately jump on a plane headed going to las Vegas?  :ohno:

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Legit question: is it still funny to make fun of Pinkel or do I have to pretend not to care because they deserted us? I want to laugh at him drinking jumbos for a long long time but not if it's gonna make us look like sore losers or whatever.
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Please advise, tia.
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