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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #550 on: August 09, 2016, 02:53:11 PM »
If I were hunting elk, I think I'd use a drone to find one and then herd it straight to me. Then I'd shoot it straight through the heart when it got close enough to the truck for me to load it up with minmal effort. Then I'd crack open an ice cold beer to celebrate the thrilling hunt.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #551 on: August 09, 2016, 02:57:03 PM »
I'm really good at drowning animals. My only kill was a turkey by the creek. Shot that bastards wing and he flapped around until he drowned. It tasted pretty moist tho.

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« Reply #552 on: August 09, 2016, 03:08:29 PM »
Seems like a lot of LHATAKIRLEIQ(low hunting and tracking and killing in real life elk) ITT rn

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #553 on: August 09, 2016, 03:08:58 PM »
Lots of states have outlawed drones you frigging poachers!

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« Reply #554 on: August 09, 2016, 03:12:12 PM »
What's going to be your gun of choice for this elk, Emo?  AR-15?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #555 on: August 09, 2016, 03:20:54 PM »
Hopefully I get it with a bow.  If it comes down to crunch time I'll take a 270.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #556 on: August 09, 2016, 03:22:37 PM »
Lots of states have outlawed drones you frigging poachers!

What a stupid law. Why not outlaw bullets, too? Where does it end?

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« Reply #557 on: August 09, 2016, 03:28:58 PM »
Hopefully I get it with a bow.  If it comes down to crunch time I'll take a 270.

Wait, so it's a combo license?  I thought it could only be one or the other

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #558 on: August 09, 2016, 03:29:31 PM »
i bet you i could kill an elk with mind bullets.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #559 on: August 09, 2016, 03:30:56 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

i guarantee i could.  two 5 foot long spears with tips covered in poison mounted to the front of the atv.  drive around the forest searching for elk, find elk, gas it and ram elk with poison spears.  drive elk corpse to pick up truck and demount elk corpse from spears into bed of truck.  #profit.

Doesn't the poison ruin the meat, though?

ya the last thing i would want to ruin is elk meat   :jerk:   :lol:   :jerk:


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #560 on: August 09, 2016, 05:24:04 PM »
Hopefully I get it with a bow.  If it comes down to crunch time I'll take a 270.

Wait, so it's a combo license?  I thought it could only be one or the other

I drew a general license so I can hunt with bow or muzzy during those seasons and then rifle during October.  I'm still unsure if I can hunt with bow during rifle season.  Really want to get with bow.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #561 on: August 09, 2016, 05:27:22 PM »
is it really going to be satisfying to kill an elk at 2000 ft of elevation?
When the bullets are flying, that's when I'm at my best

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #562 on: August 09, 2016, 05:50:47 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azYQEfc1tGY

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #563 on: August 09, 2016, 05:52:26 PM »
Lol, people don't hunt for the challenge, they hunt because they are sadistic and it's illegal to kill humans
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #564 on: August 09, 2016, 05:52:37 PM »
is it really going to be satisfying to kill an elk at 2000 ft of elevation?

what wouldn't be satisfying about killing an animal whose population is so low that winning the chance to kill one with all of the benefits that modern technology affords us is a once in a lifetime deal?


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #565 on: August 09, 2016, 06:23:58 PM »
Killing animals is a disgusting hobby

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #566 on: August 09, 2016, 10:37:13 PM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy.
Congrats EMO!  That is a coveted tag!

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #567 on: August 09, 2016, 11:53:43 PM »
I can't even be bothered that (most of) you guys are being dicks.  :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #568 on: August 10, 2016, 12:04:16 AM »
Just bc people don't support your enjoyment of killing animals doesn't make them dicks

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #569 on: August 10, 2016, 12:05:35 AM »
Lots of states have outlawed drones you frigging poachers!

What a stupid law. Why not outlaw bullets, too? Where does it end?

yes, v arbitrary line iyam

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #570 on: August 10, 2016, 08:02:52 AM »
Are you allowed to sell this tag? If so, it seems like there would be a lot of money to be made here.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #571 on: August 10, 2016, 08:12:17 AM »
Lots of states have outlawed drones you frigging poachers!

What a stupid law. Why not outlaw bullets, too? Where does it end?

yes, v arbitrary line iyam

I guess you just can't be smart and hunt at the same time.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #572 on: August 10, 2016, 08:13:34 AM »
You can hunt with a bow during rifle season, you just risk getting blasted by a bubba who heard something thattaway

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #573 on: August 10, 2016, 08:18:37 AM »
Lol, people don't hunt for the challenge, they hunt because they are sadistic and it's illegal to kill humans
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #574 on: August 10, 2016, 08:20:31 AM »
A lot of dumbasses in here, that are hating on hunting, that probably fish too.