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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #525 on: October 06, 2015, 08:03:28 AM »
Guys I just click the "mark read" button.  I knew I didn't haz what it tooks.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #526 on: February 23, 2016, 01:53:33 PM »
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #527 on: August 09, 2016, 09:34:44 AM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy. 

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #528 on: August 09, 2016, 09:59:28 AM »
I know a guy with an elk farm, maybe he'd let you kill one of them.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #529 on: August 09, 2016, 10:37:59 AM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #530 on: August 09, 2016, 11:09:21 AM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy.

Ft riley?  Ft lv?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #531 on: August 09, 2016, 12:11:58 PM »
my dad has tried for that tag ever since I can remember.  That's a once in a lifetime tag you drew. 
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #532 on: August 09, 2016, 12:30:23 PM »
I shot my first elk when I was 14 and still living in WY.  Total I've gotten 5 of them.  It's a hell of a rush when you get one.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #533 on: August 09, 2016, 12:41:56 PM »
you guys i just drew an elk tag too, i am not even joking

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Re: Killing animals
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #535 on: August 09, 2016, 12:48:05 PM »
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #536 on: August 09, 2016, 12:48:28 PM »
this thread makes me want to kill an animal

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #537 on: August 09, 2016, 12:51:32 PM »
when you kill that stupid herbivore I suggest you cut off its tail and stand there with its tail in one hand, your knife in the other, and like a bandoleer of bullets, and get a picture of yourself and your hockey hair.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #538 on: August 09, 2016, 01:03:44 PM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy. 

why do they have a tag lottery?


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #539 on: August 09, 2016, 01:08:48 PM »
Guys, I won the lottery.  I drew an elk tag, in KANSAS!!!  Wahoo!!!  I've never won anything in my life like this, crazy. 

why do they have a tag lottery?

Because the demand far exceeds the amount of sustainable supply.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #540 on: August 09, 2016, 01:09:57 PM »
Do you have to buy a lottery ticket every year, or is it something you only have to pay for when you get selected?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #541 on: August 09, 2016, 01:10:55 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #542 on: August 09, 2016, 01:15:32 PM »
Do you have to buy a lottery ticket every year, or is it something you only have to pay for when you get selected?


I think it's a few bucks to apply ever year, maybe $20 tops.  Then if you get drawn you get a letter that says you need to pay for your tag (mine is only $150). 

Some states make you pay up front and then refund if you don't draw.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #543 on: August 09, 2016, 01:37:55 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

i guarantee i could.  two 5 foot long spears with tips covered in poison mounted to the front of the atv.  drive around the forest searching for elk, find elk, gas it and ram elk with poison spears.  drive elk corpse to pick up truck and demount elk corpse from spears into bed of truck.  #profit.


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #544 on: August 09, 2016, 01:46:24 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

i guarantee i could.  two 5 foot long spears with tips covered in poison mounted to the front of the atv.  drive around the forest searching for elk, find elk, gas it and ram elk with poison spears.  drive elk corpse to pick up truck and demount elk corpse from spears into bed of truck.  #profit.

Might as well mount machine gun turrets to it with a push button.  Spears on an ATV, this guy...smdh.  I mean gmafb clams.
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #545 on: August 09, 2016, 01:49:19 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

i guarantee i could.  two 5 foot long spears with tips covered in poison mounted to the front of the atv.  drive around the forest searching for elk, find elk, gas it and ram elk with poison spears.  drive elk corpse to pick up truck and demount elk corpse from spears into bed of truck.  #profit.
but could you do it if you were "naked and afraid"?!
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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #546 on: August 09, 2016, 02:00:02 PM »
i think i saw them doing it on an episode of naked and afraid, that's where i got the idea.  the poison was from tree frogs + mushrooms + snake.  there's plenty of natural poison out there if you know what to look for.


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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #547 on: August 09, 2016, 02:41:11 PM »
I could easily murder a stupid elk with an ATV. but I'd do it in a way you idiots wouldn't even think of. first I'd cover the ATV with the elk's most sought out and delicious foods. berries, crickets, bird eggs, some sticks or some crap, the works. an elk would go mad with hunger once it got a whiff. when the elk approaches and starts going to town on the buffet I light a fuse I've laid out into the brush where i'm hiding. the other end of the fuse goes to the gas tank of the ATV. boom. elk roast added to the smorgasbord.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #548 on: August 09, 2016, 02:45:08 PM »
As long as you used organic unleaded I think that's a very ethical way to do it.

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Re: Killing animals
« Reply #549 on: August 09, 2016, 02:49:29 PM »
do you think you could kill an elk with only an ATV?

i guarantee i could.  two 5 foot long spears with tips covered in poison mounted to the front of the atv.  drive around the forest searching for elk, find elk, gas it and ram elk with poison spears.  drive elk corpse to pick up truck and demount elk corpse from spears into bed of truck.  #profit.

Doesn't the poison ruin the meat, though?