How is Tetuan not the very, VERY, obvious answer?
all of their careers are damn near exactly the same. they are perceived to be good players and then eventually they are shown to be worthless pieces of sh*t (which is what they really were from the begining). picking between them is like deciding between whether you'd like to be set on fire using unleaded, premium or diesel fuel.
I kind of want to pick tetuan too, but for some reason (maybe it's just because the pain is so recent), I want to pick Hartman. His ability to NOT knock a receiver out of bounds who's tight roping the sidelines is simply a thing of beauty. He's mastered it.