Author Topic: After we win the NC (Read 8315 times)

steve dave · « **Reply #25 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:20:35 AM »

Whitney will get engaged at every game break of every game in every sport until she dies.

steve dave · « **Reply #26 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:24:06 AM »

Students at all grade levels in the state of KS will get an F- on their papers if they don't begin their thesis statement with "By and large"

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:25:05 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:24:06 AM

~~Students~~Youngsters at all grade levels in the state of KS will get an F- on their papers if they don't begin their thesis statement with "By and large"

steve dave · « **Reply #28 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:26:21 AM »

all KS criminal court matters will be handled "within the program" going forward

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #29 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:27:40 AM »

All adults over the age of 25 with no criminal record will be required to mentor at least 4 different youngsters.

steve dave · « **Reply #30 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:28:49 AM »

every resident of the state gets a tax refund in the form of a birthday card and a crisp $2 bill

purplenutz · « **Reply #31 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:30:59 AM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on October 27, 2011, 10:36:53 AM

Winning the NC will only hurt us in the long run.

LOL

MadCat · « **Reply #32 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:33:55 AM »

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY~~, REALLY~~ want a NC for Bill now. FWIW

steve dave · « **Reply #33 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:35:24 AM »

Shulzy's K-State 2025 campaign will be taken over by Bill and changed to K-State 20-25 which is the goal of how many grand kids (20, all boys) Whitney is to make for Bill by 2025. She's burning daylight.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #34 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:37:10 AM »

The state will have an annual "give your son a job" day.

purplenutz · « **Reply #35 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:37:21 AM »

Every bill enacted or presented by the State of Kansas will no longer be known as a bill, but as a [family] bill.

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:38:00 AM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on October 27, 2011, 11:37:10 AM

The state will have an annual "give your son a job" day.

Trim · « **Reply #37 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:39:54 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:28:49 AM

every resident of the state gets a tax refund in the form of a birthday card and a crisp $2 bill

Autographed 8x10.

purplenutz · « **Reply #38 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:46:03 AM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:35:24 AM

Shulzy's K-State 2025 campaign will be taken over by Bill and changed to K-State 20-25 which is the goal of how many grand kids (20, all boys) Whitney is to make for Bill by 2025. She's burning daylight.

Every boy will have to be named Sean or some form of Sean (i.e. Seano, Seanothon, Seanjon, Sean Jovi, etc) .

willie · « **Reply #39 on:** October 27, 2011, 11:51:43 AM »

Tub butter will be outlawed in the state, only butter pats will be allowed (2 per person per emal).

KITNfury · « **Reply #40 on:** October 27, 2011, 12:26:17 PM »

Worther's Originals becomes the state bird.

TellurideCatbacker · « **Reply #41 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »

Every hospital report from anyone will be checked either "upper body extremity" or "lower body extremity". Even pregnant women.

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:14:40 PM »

Quote from: TellurideCatbacker on October 27, 2011, 01:11:54 PM

Every hospital report from anyone will be checked either "upper body extremity" or "lower body extremity". Even pregnant women.

pffffffffff...hospital reports will be done away with

steve dave · « **Reply #43 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:16:46 PM »

a new law will be enacted requiring HS teams in the state to only schedule middle school teams until they get to league play

kso_FAN · « **Reply #44 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:22:28 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 AM

There will be a buffer zone of 10 seats in each direction around Bill at the basketball games so nobody hassles him or kicks his chair.

I like to think that chair kicking provided the motivation for K-State footbal to be where it is at right now.

steve dave · « **Reply #45 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:25:51 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on October 27, 2011, 01:22:28 PM

Quote from: steve dave on October 27, 2011, 11:19:33 AM
There will be a buffer zone of 10 seats in each direction around Bill at the basketball games so nobody hassles him or kicks his chair.

I like to think that chair kicking provided the motivation for K-State footbal to be where it is at right now.

I can get behind that

bigwillie20 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:26:00 PM »

Fireworks will be banned statewide all year long

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #47 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:26:39 PM »

Quote from: bigwillie20 on October 27, 2011, 01:26:00 PM

Fireworks will be banned statewide all year long

No, denied. There will still be fireworks after the K-State Family Reunion game to kick off the season.

steve dave · « **Reply #48 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:30:21 PM »

Ft. Riley day and Harley day rotate days every other day the entire year except for Bill's birthday and Whitney's wedding day.

EllToPay · « **Reply #49 on:** October 27, 2011, 01:31:01 PM »

any time you make a phone call with a land line there is a law enacted that someone needs to follow you around with the phone.