OTOH:
Something like 40 Playstation 3 games, which includes several "limited/collectors editions" that include pretty nerdy extras
Sega Saturn with a cartridge that lets me play imported japanese games, specifically Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter
A Nintendo DS cartridge that lets me play pirated games
A pedometer shaped like a Pokeball that levels up my pokemon when I walk (haven't used in awhile)
A modest collection of Magic: The Gathering cards
An unplayed "Star Trek Deckbuilding game" - have yet to learn the rules
All 21 volumes of the MST3K DVD sets
However many Simpsons DVD/Blu-Rays they've released
A pair of modern arnis filipino fighting sticks
A piece of land on the moon (still under legal dispute)
Over 200 PC games, many of which are just digital copies
A trunk full of Star Wars crap, including books, comics, action figures, toys, PEZ dispensers, etc.
Old KSU media guides/programs
Shoebox full of tickets from sporting events/movies/concerts that i've been to since 2005
Pete Rose autographed baseball